haha I've heard so many stupid pickuplines
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Thread Topic: haha I've heard so many stupid pickuplines
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eg: My love for you is like diarrhea i just can't hold it in XD
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I've got a worse one
Oy darling, i like your dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor -
i've heard of that one
Baby i'm might not be Flinstone but I can still make your bedrock -
That one is soooo cheesey
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? -
All of them are just weird
Did you just fart casue you blew me away -
Now, I'm kinda glad that guys find me unattractive. o_O
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xD
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! -
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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Excuse me mam, i'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and i have to ask you to assume the position
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Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed?
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LOL
Man: Oh My Gosh call the ambulance.
Lady: Why
Man: Just call the ambulance
Lady: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!
Man: Its must have hurt falling from heaven.
Lady: O.O -
Are you from Pokemon, i just want piccachu
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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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Teresa: Me to. xD
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Is your dad a thief?
Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
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