Teehee xD
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Thread Topic: Teehee xD
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Question: If you catch it, you will throw it away. If you don't catch it, you will keep it. What is it?
Answer: Lice -
Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! -
Why shouldn't you hold a DVD upside down?
Because the data might fall down. -
Santa to Banta: I don't have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this pen drive for me?
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gonna take a lot more than this if you e=wanna level up Tori xD
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Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?
Answer: Fry Day -
Man 1: My son is not listening to anything I say.
Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
Man 1: No, he is deaf. -
I knoes. I knoes. D:
What do you call a deeply burnt food item in your lunch that is not recogonizable?
UFO: Unidentified Fried Object. -
Girl 1: Oh I am doomed! That's my husband coming with my lover!
Girl 2: I was about to say the same-thing too! -
Ponderism:
Before going to sleep you can say Good Night.
But before waking up can you say Good Morning?
MIND=BLOWN -
Lady 1: My son is very well behaved.
Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.
Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail. -
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees. -
Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night.
Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance then. -
My wife always told me that if I wanted breakfast in bed, then I would have to sleep in the kitchen
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Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?"
Student: "No idea miss"
Teacher told angrily: "Bark, Amy".
Amy: "Bow Wow Wow Miss"
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