Teehee xD
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Teacher: How many letters are there totally in "A.B.C.D"?
Student: 4
Teacher: I meant the complete set, not just "A.B.C.D"
Student: 52
Teacher: What?! How?
Student: Lower case 26 and Upper case 26. -
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn't do.
Mother: That's very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn't do?
Girl: The homework. -
Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Student: Delivery -
My boss walked past my desk and asked me: "Why are you not working?"
I replied "Because I never saw you coming Sir". -
Have you ever wondered why Tarzan never has a beard?
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A man in a hotel: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my bean soup.
Waiter: Oh, the hot soup must have killed it sir. -
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down.
He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!"
"Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" -
Can you use the word PAUL in a sentence four times?
Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul. -
Q- how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- None. they would rather sit in the dark and b---- about it -
Goliath spider?!
Y U No smaller and eats birds!
heres another one,
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