Let's see,
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Thread Topic: Let's see,
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Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it.
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@fg Not really. I got bored and this is helping me feel better (bout my cat). My sister loves these. The site is pretty much to laugh at.
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Teresa:ikr? lol.
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@fg That and posting might help me level up. Nix does things like this. FInds funny stuff then just posts it.
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Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID.
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Teresa: lol, good luck
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@fg Thanks
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Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed f**k" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me.
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Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio.
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Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall was is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood.
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Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person.
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Today, I took my car to a drive-through car wash. It wasn't until after my back seat was filled with foam and I had been squirted in the face that I realized my back seat window was rolled down.
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Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?"
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Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold.
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Today I realized that my name was Keribeth. :o
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