Let's see,
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Thread Topic: Let's see,
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Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster.
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well then, that's one f---ed up alarm. How did your kitchen almost burn down anyway? Like what started the fire?
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Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships.
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o.o
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Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in.
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Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses.
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@fg This didn't happen to me.
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Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out.
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Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad."
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Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about.
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Teresa: Oh, are these of FML.com?
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Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me.
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@fg Yep, you've heard of it?
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Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing.
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Teresa: Ya, I like to read those stories. Does that make me a bad person? xD
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