OMG IF I EAT ANY MORE PIE IM GONNA IMPLODE.
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Thread Topic: OMG IF I EAT ANY MORE PIE IM GONNA IMPLODE.
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Lanana, we must figure out how to make you taller.
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D: I'll never be taller than Justin Bieber... >:O That b------!
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Cut his ankles off!
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You will be taller than Dustbin Beaver. Hopefully.
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:D I know! I can get one of those weighted helmets and hand upside down from a bar for a week! That ought to stretch me out a bit. XD
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You're actually two inches taller in the morning than at night, because your spine isn't as compressed in the morning.
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Lol. That would be painful though. And all the blood would rush to your head... and for a week...
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Ouch, you're right... New plan! I SHALL WEAR STILETTOS! xD
Whoa... That's really cool. :D Ah, compression. What would we do without you? -
Hmm... so I'm normally around 5'7?
Yes, Stilettos. Even though they're bad for you. -
Yep. And I normally 5'6 and a halfish.
Gr, I wanna nother piece of pie.
EW OZZY'S STILL EATING PIZZA. This, is like, his second full pizaa. -
*PIZZA
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Stilettos compress your spine even more.
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Eat another piece then. Just don't eat more than you think you can.
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3: I shall never be tall. Oh well.\
:DDDD I'M FUN SIZED! -
Yay for fun-sizedness!
And you're as short as I am fat.
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