Servants, entertain me.
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Thread Topic: Servants, entertain me.
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X the nyan cat suddenly turns into a giant waffle X ( AHHHHH!!! I AM SO BAD AT ENTERTAINING YOU!!!!!!!!!!! )
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runs around screaming gummy bears and every times i do a gummy bear appears
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of awanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one.
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." -
Boy: there are 21 letters in the alphabet right?
Girl: are you an idiot? There is 26
Boy: you ruined the moment... I forgot URAQT
Girl: Awwww (L)... But you're still an idiot -
mom tells kid "do the dishes"
hours later
"mom will you yell at me for somthing i didnt do"
mom "of coures not"
"ok" 5 mins later
"ELI DO THE DISHES"
"ha you said you wont yell at me for somthing i didnt do"
mom sighs and walkes away "just do the dishes"
i know not funny huh -
xD love you too
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*starts juggling* Entertaining enough?
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Girl: Hey
Boy: im not suppose to be texting, im grounded
Girl: Why, what'd you do?
Boy: I took one of those huge erasers and rubbed it all over my younger sisters face
Girl: WTF? why would you do that?
Boy: it said it was for "big mistakes"
gtg -
Alice walks into an American Revolution reenactment. She doesn't know why, since she isn't even f---ing American, but whatever.
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING OMAHGAWD IMA RINGING MAH BELL."
Alice laughed insanely.
Worst thing I've written. -
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
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*entertained* :D
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:D should i just give you the site where i found all of these? xD
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Sure that'd be nice thanks. xD
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at the bottom it lists some other categories xD -
girl:i hate you
boy:why you liked me last night
girl:last night i was home
boy:no we f***ed last night
girl:thats why i hate you you f***ed my twin sister
boy:oh dang oh well whats the differnece
XD
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