This is what happened today (and its sort of dirty)
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GTQ NewbieThis is a convo between me and a hot girl about 2 years bigger than me (may be she was like 19-20) at a "welcome back" school party.
Me- Hi i'm ***. Just thought i could talk to you, you seem rather lonely
Girl- Hi, i'm Lisa
Me- Lisa, thats a nice name. So, what do you do here, Lisa?
Lisa- For 50 bucks, i will do anything you want
Me- 0.0. Sorry, i g2g
Lisa- *Grabs arm* ok 40! 40!
Me- No, no, its fine, really
Lisa- Ok, 35! 35
Me-*thinks "So thats how you want to play it. Ok, but on one condition
Lisa- Whats that?
Me- I take Viagra, you bring a medi-kit, you will need it
Lisa- 0.0 anything else?
Me- I hope you like your ass, its going to hurt
Lisa- 0.0 *walks away*
Me- *thinks* Bitch
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lol
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Ummm....kay then.
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cool. poison her.
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You should have nailed her then asked for a discount. The reason? Just tell her that her assets were not satisfying and they were not meeting the required demand. I'm sure you will get a discount...
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