Your daily dose of crazy
Thread Topic: Your daily dose of crazy
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SLAY IM JEALOUS
PRIIIIDE -
Woah my respect for my neighbors has gone way up
One of them used to be non binary, but I think they've detransitioned (autocorrect stop telling me that isn't a word lol) but now they've joined this group (it's a local group so I'm not gonna post the link or say the name of it) that basically shows trans youth that they're not alone. They've officially marked their house as a Safe House, so any youth that go on that website and need a safe space can see their house as a local Safe House and go there whenever
Like what- I wanna go there just to meet people xD -
Goddamn it I still can't find my rainbow bow tie-
I was gonna wear it today come onnn b---- -
If I had a dollar for every kid that's come out in church (including myself) to me I'd have 5 dollars
That's not even an exaggeration.
This is the convo I had with one of the girls in class
The girl: *not in a rude way, just an observational way* your bracelet looks a bit like the trans flag
Me: Oh thanks, I got it in pride yesterday. It matches my ring *take off my trans ring to show her*
Her: *holds the ring with a grin* wait, you're trans?
Me: Yeah
Her: Dude cool, I've been wanting to meet another queer for ages. *extends hand* I'm a lesbian, nice to meet you
Me: FINALLY, you came out! I've been wondering since you asked me to draw Tara and Darcy fanart!
Her: Dude, not so loud! What if she hears?! *points at girl she has a crush on (she told me that after)*
Me: Dude she has a fictional crush on Elle, I think we're fine
My teachers: JeSuS diEd fOr yOur siNs gUys LetS foCus oN tHaT -
lmfaooo that's hilarious
we love that xD -
Ikr it's amazing
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Perks of having a deadname with the same initials as your preferred name:
When little kids in play rehearsals ask what letter your 'real name' starts with and your friends give you a very entertained side eye because we both know the little kid isn't gonna believe me when I say it starts with L lmfao -
The kids in this play are UNHINGED, like this is a convo with one of them:
Sophie: Hey, we're supposed to ask the new kids icebreakers so we can know you better, so what superpower would you have?
Me: *no hesitation whatsoever* Shapeshifting
Sophie: That was fast. Also oof that's ironic
Bryan: *Dying of laughter thinking of how many trans jokes he could make with that answer* Jesus christ you're such a stereotypical trans kid
Me: Well what superpower would you choose?!
Bryan: Invisibility
Me: Wow, I'm guessing to hide from your parents when they see your photo gallery is full of Solangelo fanart and non binary wallpapers?
Bryan: *Stunned into silence for once* ... Shapeshifting isn't a bad superpower -
Omfg that’s hilarious xD
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lmfaoooo that's funny asf xD
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Ikr
Also shapeshifting is NOT a stereotypical trans kid answer (see children, this is what we call a liar...) -
See, even I would love to shapeshift :’)
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Ikr like it's a cool power dude
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Body dysformia who? I can shapeshift b----es-
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Mwahaha they can't say I'm not a real boy now motherf---errrrrs
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