Your daily dose of crazy
Thread Topic: Your daily dose of crazy
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LMAOOO all my old ones ended up being femboys and lesbians, so I can't say too much about them. The AduLts tHo
because it's fun telling everyone your trauma in a way that makes you feel like you won something xD
"Congratulations, you've won a free therapy visit! Please, just take the damn prize." -
Slay. Plot twist: homophobia exists as reverse psychology. What about the adults, they’re also gay or the straightest ppl you’ve ever met? XD
Fr tho. Just dumping everything bad that’s happened onto your friend so it turns into a comp ‘HAH my life sucks more than yours!!!’
I’ll take that ty xD -
Lmaooo. They're all the straightest people I've met, with the exception of my mom's friend (which if he's reading this HEYYY I forgot your name oops, but remember when you promised to show me your apartment?? Yeah I still remember that, and also can you officially be a member of the family because god in heaven knows I need a gay uncle, ok THANK YOU anyways-)
Exactly!
No, f--- off, I need that prize -
Lmfao fair enough. Slay 🤣
No me >:( -
Lmao
GIMME IT -
NO ITS MINE THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE
My mum for some reason thought I didn’t want to go to therapy so she kept telling me ‘there’s nothing wrong with you people go to therapy all the time and not have anything wrong with them’
Idk what I should be concerned about lmao -
IK YOU IDIOT. THATS WHY I NEED IT
Oop lol.
One of my classmates found me on Spotify (one of those badass people you're always nervous to hang out with because goddamn it they're awesome) and she just looked at my playlists and just went: "You need at least three therapists." And then hasn't said a word to me since🤣😭 -
PFFFTTT-
stop you're so real for that tho xD -
LMAO
Awww thank you XD -
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^^^^ Oh noooo 🤣 Fr tho
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Lmao
It's ok I saw her today and now we're friends xD -
slayyy
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Lol yeah
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Me and my friend (the same one that asked about my period that one time) were having a joke thingy where he pretended to be a boomer while I was just a gay dude and we were roasting each other and here's how it went:
My friend: You and your little LMNO+ community are the reason why the population is declining!!
Me: Excuse me, mister, but you and your friends decided back in 1950-something that you were gonna use a s--- ton of hairspray and hair products to look like knockoff Elvis, and now we have a hole in the ozone bigger than the crater in your skull where your brain's supposed to be, so I'd pipe down if I were you.
The class: oHHHhhHHH
My teacher: oK gUys LEts fOcuS oN tHe MatH hOmeWork
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