Your daily dose of crazy
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No he was going insane. And there were a couple friends in my class that know I'm trans that were just like: "Dude, he's going insane, please just fess up or else he's going to lose it oh my f---ing lord."
I MEAN, HE WAS DYING TOO, OUT OF INSANITY xDD
I have absolutely no regrets. -
^^ late post, niiiiiiiiiice
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Omfg 𤣠I love that sm I wish I couldâve seen that xD
Oh god no donât let your friends die lmfao
I wouldnât regret it either tbh that wouldâve been hilarious. -
It was the most entertaining math class of my life 1000/10
..... It's too late for him (/JJJJJ)
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Omg yes slay
Nooo đ¤Ł
Done xD
This is the perfect segway to tell my own story
My friend was telling me about how last year a girl came up to him and was like âdude I have a crush on youâ and he got all embarrassed so he responded with âIâM GAY f--- OFFâ -
Omg yes
Yessssssss we're just gonna tell stories to each other now
I invited two of my friends (a guy with long ass hair and a non binary friend, it's important to the story I promise) to my nana's house for New Years Eve, and she was making spaghetti and she just went: "Come up girls, dinners ready!!" and we all just stared at each other like "Haha she doesn't know none of us are girls, tHatS aWkwArd." -
^^Also that story is amazing 10/10
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Lmao yesssss
Oh no your poor friends T^T that mustâve been so awkward lmao
Ok you probably donât remember but a few weeks ago I was ranting about these two girls who were harassing me about my gender and my friendâs sexuality then my fellow band kids scared them off
So I saw one of the girls again today and she gives me the stink eye so my friend and I are like âhi pookieâ and sheâs like âyouâre so f---ing weirdâ then walks away and five minutes later COMES BACK with her little gang
And these girls are older like at least by two grades. Theyâre obsessed with us xD -
Lol
Eh, they're fine, we just joke about it all the time. Plus the guy was so flattered by it (istg he's a closeted trans girl because he gets so f---ing happy whenever anyone calls him a girl but he hasn't come out yet so...)
OMFG that's so funny stopppp xDD
Did I ever tell you about the homo pen?? -
Omg yes slay amazing
Ik we were literally laughing because they almost told the teacher on us (I promise we didnât do anything except ignore their questions and ask them to go away) and the teacher looked so done with life oml
Also no you didnât waht is a homo pen -
Ikr
LMFAOO I feel that teacher so much
OK so I was in science and we were doing a science experiment, and I was taking notes with a pink sharpie because it was the only pen I had, and this homophobic kid stared at my pen and went: "Your pen's pink. That's kinda gay." And I stared at him and just went: "It's literally the same color as your hoodie AND your shoes, the f--- are you talking about?" and we were all walking to the hall so everyone (including my teacher) is listening, and they're laughing at the stupidity, so the kid gets all embarrassed and goes "Well, when I wear it, it's not gay!" and I just stare at him and go: "Oh. so I gayed the pen?" and my teacher and my besties are listening and they both burst into laughter, and now I bring that pen into class every day just to be funny -
Same omg T^T
OMG WHAT- holy s--- thatâs so hilarious no way. âSo I gayed the pen?â Is f---ing genius good lord. And why is it that straight guys wear the most gay things tho xD
I love that sm good job xD -
Lol
Ikr I'm so proud of myself. Plus I sat by him before, and since the teacher heard that (and she gets really, really mad when it comes to homophobes, she's amazing like that lol) she has me sit next to my besties now -
You should be lmao. Pfft imagine having cool teachers đ Honestly I love that lmfao.
Thereâs this guy in my class who called me rlly inappropriate names when he found out about my transness and so my friend and I called him a gay orangutan (because he has ginger hair and I have nothing against gingers like give me your hair pls but it got the job done xD) -
Lol. Oh nooo xD
Oop. I mean, that's a solid insult though lol (bro some kids at my school made Ginger Lives Matter posters as a joke and it's the funniest thing istg)
Bro literally at church a few days ago I literally got markers and drew the trans pride flag on my hand because I was bored and one of the mildly homophobic girls (I honestly feel like she's a lesbian with really bad internalized homophobia but I could be VERY wrong lol) saw my hand and was like: "what's that supposed to be?" and my friend noticed my hand and just went: "Cool s---, now come on, we're supposed to be reading Book of Isaiah." and it was so funny for no reason
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