Yo I'm dead
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Thread Topic: Yo I'm dead
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So yesterday me and my friend Nate had a little too much to drink, right? Well him and my friend Rissa were in a group chat, along with me, and mind that Rissa really likes Nate. Now we're talking, and Nate just says outta nowhere "Yesterday I sucked my sister's fake ass boyfriend's dick" and I was dead
I've been laughing for like half an hour, and the worst part is I personally know his girlfriend, so tomorrow I'mma be f---ed
But as of the moment, I'm f---in dying
And he made it aorse by saying "I think it was by accident" -
No wait
Not his sister
His girl best friend XD -
wtf
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Then he said he rode him, not blowed him
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oh i thought you were going to go on a goodbye monologue about all the things you wish you had done while you were alive and the meaninglessness of life once youre at the end of it damnit im disappointed
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Well sorry but I'm always a massive disappointment
Everyone who knows me knows that
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