Roast Battle
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Thread Topic: Roast Battle
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So, for the past week, there has been a boy in my class doing stupid stuff to get my attention. Throwing cards by my head, rolling things at me, talking to me, etc. Turns out I become a complete savage when I'm irritated. So here's some dialogue just for fun.
Me: "You seem pretty eager to get my attention."
(Then he said something I didn't really hear. I think I might have heard something to do with the word sexy. So I rolled my eyes and continued my work.)
Him: *eats in class*
Me: *speaks loud so teacher hears* I didn't know we were allowed to eat in class. (Keep in mind, I only become a tattle tale when people irritate me.)
Him: "Sir, she's making up rules and insulting me."
Teacher: "is that so?"
Me: *roles eyes and laughs*
Him: See? *insert idiot jibber jabber*
Me: *takes deep breath* *whispers to self* "Humans are fries not food.
Him: "Are you threatening to eat me?" (We had this conversation many times now and then. I normally say things like maybe, or that I'm reminding myself not to eat him.)
Me: What I find funny is that you actually believe I'll eat you.
(At this point his friends are going wild.)
Him: See? She's insulting me and hurting my feelings.
Me: Your self esteem is very dependent on me isn't it?
Him: Yeah (mumbles something)
(Later)
Him: *Roles orange at me.*
Me: *roles eyes* Who's orange is this?
Him: *laughs*
Me: Catch. *throws orange at him*
Him: *roles it again.*
Me: *Stabs orange with pencil*
Him: *mutters something*
(Later)
Him: "I'm only getting like, ten percent in this class."
Me: I'm getting 84%.
Him: Shut up.
His friends: You know you're just stirring the pot.
Me: Foil, troil, boil, and trouble.
Him: Suck dick.
Me: Sorry. You aren't my type.
(Everyone in the room goes crazy. Then we all go back to work.) -
So where is this roast
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There are many roast in that dialogue.
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^^
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Found it:
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I don't think the second one has anything
But ok whatever you say -
Hey I'll eat that...
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Thought you guys were going to like the roasts in this.
🙄😑😞
I didn't know GTQ allowed the word d*** to be posted. Otherwise I would have censored it myself. Sorry! -
My school loves my roast. It's probably because I'm this really weird good girl who everyone sees as a child. I have good spirit, big heart, and get good grades. So when I make a roast, swear, make a dirty joke, etc. Everyone gets thrown off. Probably because they are so focused on my differences that they forget that I'm still a normal teenager.
It's harder to entertain people that actually know me though.
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