Land of Stars and Echoes
Thread Topic: Land of Stars and Echoes
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Have I ever told you guys about the time I got my foot stuck in my desk at school?
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So the desks in my math class had a single metal bar on them that I always used to prop my feet up.
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But this one time, I stuck my feet too far in there, I guess. My back was getting stiff, so I moved to sit up.
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But wait.
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What is this?
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I can't sit up.
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I'm stuck.
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Homestuck.
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I've fallen and I can't get up.
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I start twisting my feet around at awkward angles to try and maneuver the f--- outta there. After five or ten minutes, I'm no closer to getting free.
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The teacher continues talking in the background, but in my effort to get out of the desk, I've drowned her out. She is an incoherent babbling in the background of my struggle.
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Five more minutes pass. How the f--- am I still in the desk?
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I'm starting to panic. This is my last class of the day and I have a bus to catch.
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It's about fifteen minutes to the end of the day. The teacher is still talking. I'm still stuck. This is it.
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I'm not sure what the rational response to this situation would have been, but, as is usually the case, mine was to start chuckling.
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