I need a thread
Thread Topic: I need a thread
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No, no Jack, you were doing fine
Until your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist line
How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline
Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine
I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist
Who dines on highest society to the sound of violins
Don't get me wrong, I'd roast both your balls on my hibachi
But for a serial killer, you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi
You prey on a prostitute and play with her body
I don't mind that you're naughty Jack, I hate that you're sloppy
Barney, take me back to solitary confinement
Cause this dirty little lamb has just been silenced -
It's an epic rap battle of history
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Let me just step right in
I got things to invent
I'm an innovator baby, changed the world
Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl
I'm a pimp, you're a nerd
I'm slick, you're cheesy
Beating you is Apple II easy
I make the product that the artist chooses
And the GUI that Melinda uses
Let me bring up some basic s---
Why'd you name your company after your d---? -
You blow, Jobs, you arrogant prick
With your secondhand jeans and your turtle neck
I'll drill a hole in the middle your bony head
With your own little spinning beach ball of death
Hippie! You got given up at birth
I give away your net worth to AIDs research
Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
iPod, iPhone, iPwn, iSmack -
A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes.
A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes! -
Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do!
Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? -
Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do!
Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? -
aww man I was late *pouts dramatically*
Ooo, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple! -
but Dark knows where it's at
I tripled the profits on a PC -
it's at google *finger snap*
All the people with the power to create use an Apple -
aww, I just know these from heart like a nerd
And people with Jobs se PC -
I don't but man you're smart
You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple -
how does that make me smart what
Nope, FruityLoops, PC -
hello can I please intrude
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