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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like shes gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your d--- and you've likewise developed a taste for her p---- . Youre both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides f--- like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight p---- throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your c--- shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your come literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.
One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea. But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all youre keeping here with you.
What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye.
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty f---fest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. Shes louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. Youve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. Youve got morning wood. Its not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still come-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now youe in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like shes gonna tear your c--- right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesnt bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if shes starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly its excited too. Suddenly, your c--- starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.
Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. Shes having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with come from that great f---ing you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that shes gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that shes gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, shes experiencing an orgasm. You cant help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.
You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize hes about to cry. After all thats happened, you dont to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Annes semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You cant resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Annes opposite breast, sucking first your own come, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, shes somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. Youre afraid hell start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Annes fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but its for the best. She hasnt been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. Youre safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the nights events to your parents and hope they dont kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.
Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest Ive ever gotten. Oh, I think Im gonna Im gonna-
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The other day a preacher came onto the campus of my school and was filming a series where students could openly debate him. Having about 45 minutes to kill, I figured I would just sit back and watch the events unfold. Normally I wouldn't say a word and just listen. I'm the type of person who doesn't like a lot of attention on me in large groups, but once you get to know me, a blast to hang out with. So I did my normal thing and just sat there. After about 5 minutes of not one of the 60+ students stepping up to break the ice, I finally said f--- It and started off the debate. Now it's important to know I an atheist (probably more anti-theist, but I respect people's rights to believe what they want). The preacher didn't know what hit him. Being in Texas, a Christian super giant state, I don't think he was expecting some of the questions I asked him, and my rebuttals to his points. I was clearly ahead in the argument. Not only was I winning the debate, but I was winning the crowd. Whenever I would make a point, people would clap, I started putting humor into it, and everyone laughed. I had the people on my side, and where as normally all this attention would make me sink back, it empowered me. Sadly though my next class was about to start, so I had to leave the debate early. I politely gave the man a hand shake and said, "I have class now, but this a great deal of fun sir", but as I walked away, a number of people asked me my name and if they could get my number so we could meet up later because they wanted to talk to me about atheism and just be able to pick my brain. I met some really cool people and it looks like I formed an entire new circle of friends because I said f--- the shyness and was not afraid to debate my world view to this preacher in front of a crows of 60+ (Around 90 by the time I left).
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I aint no furry but Naw fam a furry gotsta have to have a fursona. Like, if a big tiddy fox b---- started tryna slob my knob I'mma nut in her snout no falsies. That ain't a furry. If Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf was lyin' on my bed with her legs spread and givin' me dem "come hither" eyes you bet your ass I'mma come hither if you know what I mean homie.
So yeah, maybe I beat my d--- to a busty armadillo that one time. That armadillo was a chick. Anthro b----es ain't furry, but anthro dudes? Nigga that's sus as s---. Like if I'mma finna beat my d--- to Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf I wanna see her with the Male Villager (no lesbo s--- that's gay nigga I'm a Jehovah's Witness) not some animal nigga. Like one time I was about ta polish my bishop to some hot Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf fanart when I see she's getting f---ed by that hawk nigga Pierce. Like what the f---?! I ain't into that gay s---! And Pierce? Why the f--- would I wanna see a bird's cock? And to stiff ya boy Eugene (the objectively best Animal Crossing: New Leaf character) like that is downright ignorant smh
So yeah I ain't no furry but I'd f--- the s--- outta a punk rock beagle. -
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There's are f---ing hilarious
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I enjoy the subtle references to Neutral Milk Hotel in the Anne Frank one.
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in a gaddada vida baby
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I was so in the closet 3 years ago lol
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Oh my god I just realized she was flirting with me oh no
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I'm sorry Emma.
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Ah, twelve years olds thinking they know anything about politics.
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