I need a thread
Thread Topic: I need a thread
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"Oooooh Stephen!"
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Should I continue this?
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Thad: *grabs arm and holds finger away from face* Am I touching you?
Ben: Please let go.
Thad: No! Say if I'm touching you!
Ben: Specify.
Thad: What? Just say no!
Ben: But you are touching me, and you're trying to fool me by holding your finger centimetres away.
Thad: *lets go then hesistates* you're weird! Hey, Deet, this guy is weird. *flags friend down*
Ben: *picks up book and reads* -
Deet: don't you want to play soccer? With us?
Ben: No thank you, I'd rather read.
Thad: see, I told you this kid was weird.
Deet: You're right. Come on Thad, this kid must be stupid or something. -
Ben: *stops bike outside home*
Mum: Hi, Ben. How was school?
Ben: Benjamin.
Mum: What? I'm sorry, Benjamin. How was school?
Ben: I don't like it. The other children are... Stupid.
Mum: Don't be rude.
Ben: I'm not being rude. The other children are stupid. And mean.
Mum: I'm sure it isn't bad.
Ben: I'd rather hang myself than go to school.
Mum: Benjamin! You've barely made it out of the fifth year!
Benjamin: as I've stated, I'd rather hang myself.
Mum: that's not an appropriate thing to say! -
Ben: I suppose "put a bullet through my brain" would be too macabre?
Mum: where do you hear these things? Telly?
Ben: I don't care for it. Mind numbing, I say.
Mum: Supper will be ready soon, get washed up.
Oli: *races into the kitchen* supper this early?
Ben: I suppose we have an early dinner because fathers getting home soon?
Mum: yes. Now, wash up.
Oli: *snicker* I'm sure he'd rather hang himself. -
Alan: *shakes shoulder* Benjamin?
Ben: *turns on side, still bleeding* Alan.
Alan: What in the name of the Lord? We have to get you home, Ben.
Ben: It's the end of the day, y-yes.
Alan: Can you stand?
Ben: I believe s-s-so. *stands using Alan as a crutch*
Alan: You can't ride a bike like this, Ben. We ought to take my mums car. Come on, take a step. -
Lois: Jesus Christ, boy, what happened?
Alan: the-
Ben: I fell down the stairs. Lost my b-balance and t-tripped. Th-the books made it, I did not.
Lois: You ought to be more careful, you could have given yourself a concussion!
Alan: Bens house is on Greenway, mum
Lois: You should have had the nurse look at ya, just in case
Ben: *smiles to self* I'd rather-
Alan: Ben.
Ben: *smiles to Alan and whispers* hang myself. -
Mum: What the hell is this? You rip your hair out, you start getting in fights...
Ben: He punched me.
Mum: He probably had good reason! Wait til your father...
Ben: I'll w-wash up.
Mum: You could have gotten hurt worse!
Ben: I know, M-mum.
Mum: And what is this? You talk like you've forgotten.
Ben: Yes. Maybe I have forgotten. I have work to do. I need to wash up.
Mum: Are you being rude?
Ben: Yes. Maybe I'm not even Benjamin. Maybe I'm a machine.
Mum: Excuse me, Mister?
Ben: Oh yes, we are having a time of it. Benjamin and me.
Mum: Shut the hell up! You think you're so clever!
Ben: You sound like the children at school-
Mum: *slap*
Ben: *reels back and wells up* I-I... *runs off*
Mum: *sighs and rubs temple* -
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No, I don't know any better, because I'm not attracted to Pokemon like a freak.
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d_h Newbieyou callin me a freak
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Yep
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d_h Newbielisten here, im pretty sure you've done some f---ed up things in your life too!
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