Have sybersex
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Thread Topic: Have sybersex
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whats aikido and what do you mean sit free? I just sit there like I'm in an uncomfturble chair against the wall with my back against it and work out my arms with weights while I time it.
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What the f--- I didn't make a blank post?
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i sit as if a wall is behind me but, it's just air. akido is a spirtual "pacifist" form of martial art. it focuses on resolving conflift without actually hurting your oponent.. it's a lot like very fast, and more pretty wrestling with your hands. anyway i've been doing it since i was nine, and it TONES your abbs
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Hmm I don't care for all those martial arts and the ones that try to use pressure points. I've seen lots of guys try that s--- and get f---ed up a couple of them by me lol.
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lol yeah i studied that a bit to. most people widly use the pressure points and they go down easy.
i do use the pressure points, taken from karate, and aspects of kung fu and gung fu
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K, describe one of your fights for me will you?=)
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I'm more of a quick witted agile brawler I guess you could say. I mostly use my own tactics and exploit weaknesses very well.
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i'm pretty fast and when i hit people they usually faint, if i get my hands around something i can pretty much crush the bones with ease,
if i'm hit it has to be pretty hard for me to notice, all of that without taking into acount my martial art, which i choreographed and tested the pillars for. lol i've never lost a single punch, in defense, play, or real fights -
I got in a fight with a guy in a school bathroom. He came at me so I of course knowing he was left handed side stepped his swing then I jabbed him in the throat and while he gasped I punch him in in the diaphram area then rapped my right leg around the back of his left leg and pulled it out from under him the body checked him and as he fell I turned around and got him in a head lock from behind with my biceps and forearms squeezing his throat. I choked him for like 4 seconds and he was failing around alot so I let him go and he dropped to the floor I kicked him a bit and he said he was done so I said some stuff and walked out.
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i was jogging on a trail, and two guys comes out from behind a trash and hit me inthe head with a plank. before the plank leaves my head i grab hold of it and yank the guy toward me. i hit him in the side of the head with my elbow as he's coming toward me. he hits the ground
and i hit the second guy in the knee with the plank, and as he's going down a third guy grabs me from behind and twists my arm. i kick his feet out and the kick the second guy (getting back up) dead between the eyes.
i turn around and hit the third guy in the head with the plank until he stopped trying to get up.
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Lol you call the cops? That sounds like something that happened to me these two weirdos were out in my woods I walk in when I was 15 and So I walk passed them on the trail then they circle around a different way but I know my woods so I knew the were actually going back the way they came and I could have ment anything but I didn't take chances so I timed it right for when they'd come out where the pathes crossed and when I got there I waited but didn't see them so I went through anyway and when I did one stepped out from behind a tree and asked if I had a light for his cig I knew he was behind me (the other guy) so I turned halfway to the side as he jumped at me. I kicked him in the knee as he shot passed me then the other guy came and I could tell how he would fight from his body and stance so I shifted my feet and at the right time just really fasted kicked him right in the face he went all the way down so then the 2nd guy gets up and I wait for him to come just close enough and I said f--- it they're actually being persistant so I pull out my knife a 5 inch black tactical knife and I deeply cut his arm as he swung on me and I again dodged. He stepped back in shock and his friend and him just said f--- it and ran.
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Sorry that was so f---ing long. I never called the cops on these two retards, I just fined my walk. lol They were so stupid and I don't know what they wanted to this day, its not like a 15 has lots of cash on him or anything.
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Another bad typo finished my walk not fined. Ugh so f---ing tired and now hungry too.
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nicely done, although i usually can't carry knives i'm in and out of colleges all the time.
yeah i called the cops, it pretty much ruined my workout.
there was this one time when i was..9 maybe ?? anyway i was walking at night, and this van was pulling up. i have ocd about fighting and duch so as they pull up i just HAD to tie my shoes tighter, so i could run or fight, but it turns out they were really on me and i didn't have my shoes tied, so i just pull them off and hold them by the strings, they came at me head on (a fat man, and a skinny man) i was pretty naive about such things at the time so i took the shoes and hit the fat one in the face then the balls. i turned around and punched the skinny guy in the balls, and it went like that for a minute, before i knocked the fat dude out somehow and the other guy drives away.
i ran like hell after that, i'm pretty proud of that one
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