proof u dont wanna piss off a country boy
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Thread Topic: proof u dont wanna piss off a country boy
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read it all
"A Country Boy Can Survive"
The preacher man says it's the end of time
And the Mississippi River she's a goin' dry
The interest is up and the Stock Markets down
And you only get mugged
If you go down town
I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do
We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
Because you can't starve us out
And you cant makes us run
Cause one-of-'em old boys raisin ole shotgun
And we say grace and we say Ma'am
And if you ain't into that we don't give a damn
We came from the West Virginia coalmines
And the Rocky Mountains and the and the western skies
And we can skin a buck; we can run a crop line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
I had a good friend in New York City
He never called me by my name, just hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
And his taught him to be a businessman
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
And I'd send him some homemade wine
But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife
For 43 dollars my friend lost his life
Id love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes
And shoot him with my old 45
Cause a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
Cause you can't starve us out and you can't make us run
Cause one-of-'em old boys raisin ole shotgun
And we say grace and we say Ma'am
And if you ain't into that we don't give a damn
We're from North California and south Alabam
And little towns all around this land
And we can skin a buck; we can run a crop line
And a country boy can survive
Country folk can survive. -
Ana: Yeah, well I've been to 'the country'. It's hell. >.> And the people suck.
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.....Im from NC.
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Ana: I'm from Maine.
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*nods* Im glad im country.
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That's good. Just don't use it as an excuse to think you're better than people.
I've lived in Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, and Texas, plus I've been everywhere in the south. I'm not trying to sound like I'm better than anyone else either, but I'll just admit I'm rather distrusting of most 'country folk'. Past experiences... -
Oh i dont use it as anything against people.
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I'm from the deep south.
The people here suck ass, but I kind of like the (almost) primitivist life. -
im from the north.. but i think the country is ok though
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DaughterOfApollo JuniorI love that song XD I'm from Ohio, but my dad was born in Kentucky and he was raised there. So sometimes when I'm talkig a lot, my southern accent comes in, and some people think that's it's cute and they like it. :)
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oh Wow.. I'm from the south-eastern western north!! Just kidding, I'm really from the south, And why is this important anyway?
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shinedownlover Novicedude! i love that song my bro plays it all the time!!!!
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@sdl sweet
@lelouch idk -
Samantha2332 NoviceIm from Louisiana! I love the country. Thats where I belong! And the people are awesome, so if your not country, and you dont like the country, or country people, you can kiss my natural born, redneck to the bone, ever loving country, ass
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Wait.. what part of Louisiana do you live in? >.>
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