Epic Rap Battles of History!
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Purple Guy
VS.
Mike Schmidt
BEGIN!!!
Purple Guy:
Here once again
In this villainous place
Your presence is putrid
Such a disgrace
I've got more stealth
More naturality
All you've got is dicks
Hand out dicks for free!
(OH!)
I got a army
You got a tablet
I'll make you run from me
With my faceless rabbit
Mike:
Oh, quite weak
You need some help
All I get is a call
Made by you yourself
You think you overpower
Everybody?
Now that's amusing
For my self explanatory
Death is an exception
When mentioned
By suicide
Whenever you come along
I'll twist your tongue
With my epic rap lines
Overpowering you
Now you feel misery too
Oh you dream
But dreams don't come true
*dramatic pausing moment*
Purple Guy:
(super fast rapping)
I really don't hope you're joking
Cause that's a laugh
That is really
Making me choking
You think you know better
But you're just a fretter
That never gave a s---
But made a big hit
I've got millions of fangirls
And prepared armies
That are bowing down to my
Glow alarming
I can strike you out
(OH!)
Without a doubt
(WHOA!)
Now excuse me
I gotta kill away the shouts
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE! -
(The Toy Freddy part at the end was a miss up, sorry.)
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^ *mess omfg
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Epic Rap Battles of History!
Bonnie
VS.
Foxy
BEGIN!!!
Bonnie:
Oh quite a distaste
Rudolph is alive
Hiding up in that cave
Observing with Clide
You act all tough
Yet you're afraid to come out
Cmon f---ing pervert
Do I have to shout
You think
You know
What to do
Everybody looks up to you
That wouldn't be bad
But I will point facts
He bit a child's face
And will chomp intact!
I've got more muscle
That can rustle
I survived my face
You didn't survive the pace
I'm actually happy
Old Fred locked you up
That's all I need
For me to not give a f---!
Foxy:
Arr, me matey
You're being a bad boy
Why don't sit here and
Communicate with your toy?
Adolf Hitler seemed to throw you away
You do have his personality
You guys look the same
Who the f--- cares
If I bit a kid?
You've given out more nightmares
Than I ever did!
Who cares if
You are bulky?
Maybe I should start calling you
Mr. ShowOff Hulky!
Bonnie:
(Fast rapping)
You never got past
Second grade
Never got to puberty
Or started your migraine!
I got more balls
In my girlfriend's vagina
I'm sorry, but that's what I do
Call me a liar!
But
I can f--- you up
Blow that hook off this runt
I'm the new Micheal Jackson
So cool, I don't have taxes!
Oh wait, that's pathetic
You get bills for being
f---ing athletic
I may have stupid rhymes
But that they're true!
SO COME ON b----
IT'S ME TOO
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
This was my worst one so far, but whatever. :P -
Day's aweshome sauce!!!
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*Dat's
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Raps are awesome. Dis is what my friends said:
Them: Hey ------
Me: Hi -------. I'm making fnaf rap ba-
Them: SHOW MWEEEEEEEEE
Me: O_O -
HoneySenpai_ NoviceOH MY GOD
YOU ARE AMAZING AT THIS
I WISH I WAS AS GOOD AS YOU D: -
Yaaas, I have. I've talked to her...
Why? .3. -
OH MY GOD. *sits down*
TELL ME MORE. -
I'm not a good rapper either, but I have a reasonable speed and my EPIC lyrics!
Not trying to brag. -
HoneySenpai_ NoviceLIGHT
I WANT MY SONG FOR CATHERINE
Haha,you could take your time.I'm just playing.Please don't think I'm rushing you. :3
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