Post your favorite Hogwarts School Rules to follow AND break
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Thread Topic: Post your favorite Hogwarts School Rules to follow AND break
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@5thMarauder Honey, Fred and George are my boys. When we wreck havoc, we do it together. :P
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Cressida's done the advice-from-Peeves (and Fred and George) one. XD
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Sorry it's so long, but there are just so many of rules that are fun to break ;) :
My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."
I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
There is no bring a muggle to school day.
Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from "Phantom of the Opera."
I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".
When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts."
I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".
A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
I am not to ask if Lord Voldemort is secretly Hitler or Osama bin Laden.
I will not die the Death Eaters robes pink.
Taking red paint and writing creepy messages on the walls is not funny, either.
I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as the wicked witch of the west, and she will not melt if water is poured over her.
A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle car (especially a Delorean DMC).
"To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
The Slytherin Gift to Virgins is fictional, and I should not be asking Draco Malfoy or any of the other Slytherin boys if they've mastered it yet.
I will stop asking Professor Lupin exactly what goes on between him and Professor Snape when he brings him the Wolfsbane potion every month.
I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.
I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout 'To the Batmobile, Robin!'
I will not try to convert my housemates to Christianity or Wicca.
I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.
Shouting random Latin phrases while waving my wand is not acceptable charms research.
I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.
I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.
Please stop telling first years about the time the Hogwarts Christmas tree ate a student.
I am not to "walk on water" in front of muggles.
Hogwarts is in the UK, thus the United States Constitution does not apply to any of its students. Therefore, "Avada Kedavra" does not fall under First Amendment freedom of speech rights.
I will not try to explain the laws of physics, not even for the sake of argument.
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".
The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.
No matter how vast the uses and entertaining the results, I will not indulge in fun with duct tape.
Draco Malfoy no longer requires a nanny, nor does he need tucking in and "a bit of a cuddle" at bedtime. Not even if he insists that he does. And that his father has hired me to provide said service.
I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
I will not write forged letters home to the parents of Muggleborn first years detailing the Satanic rituals they are learning.
Teaching first years to chorus in unison "The amazing bouncing ferret" whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.
I am not funny. No matter how much I make myself laugh.
I am not allowed to ask any of the Malfoys if it's "true that blondes have more fun"
I am not allowed to tell the first years that Werewolves are cute and cuddly.
I am not allowed to declare "Official Hug A Slytherin Day." (I know this was already said, but still)
I am not allowed to say "Shiiire...Baaaagiiiins..." around dementors.
I am not allowed to call Dumbledore, "the Great and Powerful Oz" or "Gandalf". -
I will not Stun gnomes, dress them up in little outfits with caps and give them to first-year students.
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I will not do everything Sports19 wrote down.
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@Sage you have died owls different colors??? Gurll...No.
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I will not tell the first-year Hufflepuffs that the badger as their House symbol means that they're annoying hairy things that live in a hole in the ground.
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@Skyler Girl. I've done everything.
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Sage- wait, was that a rule you put down to break or you saying that you actually won't? I'm slow :P
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Cressida has never actually done any of the ones I listed, I just think they're funny.
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@Sports19 I've done it all.
I've broken all the rules. And probably more. -
Sage, so you've offered to pose nude for Colin Creevey?
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@Sports19 I've only offered. But it was a prank. I never showed. ;P
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I will not dye the headmaster's hair purple.
(Did it once. Not worth it.) -
I will not tell Moaning Myrtle that Harry doesn't care for her (even if it's truth)
*done it already. she went after Dean
-nor must I tell her "to get a life"
I will not tell Hagrid to smuggle another dragon egg into his home
*too late! Say hello to Aragog, everyone! XD
I will not have Grawp step on Draco or Pansy or any other annoying Slytherins
I will not give Ron a birthday present that consists of a) a bag of spider eggs, b) a glass of pumpin juice spiked with love potion, and c) a vial of Felix
*too bad, already got him Felix
*I'd never torture my Ronald w/spiders
I will not switch around the colors of the House banners
*did that ages ago
I will not send a fake Hogwarts acceptance letter to an 11-year-old cousin of mine
*am planning on breaking that rule, but for my sister
I will not hide a valentine in Professor Flitwick's robes, saying it's from Madame Maxine
i will not tell Hagrid that Hermione has a crush on him
I will not send a note to my parents saying that Professor Dumbledore is now teaching us how to CORRECTLY use the Cruciatus and Imperius curses
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