hey gtq guy

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Thread Topic: hey gtq guy

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  Selena112 Expert

  9 years ago
  ALRIGHT SO LISTEN UP DORKS
  I'MMA BOUT TO DROP SOME STRAIGHT UP KNOWLEDGE IN THIS PLACE
  
  gtq is illuminati
  
  now i know what you're thinking. "pine, how do you know??" you're asking. well, losers, in my ridiculously long and painful time here i've discovered many things. many things.
  
  okay EXHIBIT NUMBER 1
  y'all know the forums. in fact, you practically live here. from morning to night, you're clicking away on your keyboards, chatting on these forums. but did you know that there are 18 main forums? there weren't always 18 main forums, which leads me to believe that our founder needed a little more illunati-ing up in this place (see: all the other illuminati)
  18 main forums.
  do you know what the illuminati's favorite number is? 3
  and for those of you who have successfully passed second grade (i don't know anymore the users keep getting younger and younger) you will know that 18/3 is 6.
  THERE ARE SIX SETS OF THREE. SIX. SIX. SIX.
  WAKE UP, GTQ.
  
  okay BUT IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH
  look at our founder's username. gtqguy. six letters. and if you use the LETTER NUMBER CIPHER SYSTEM, you will discover that ALL OF THE LETTERS AS NUMBERS MAKE 97 TOGETHER. DO YOU KNOW WHAT 97/3 IS, GTQ? IT'S 32.33333333333. LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE THREES. IT'S GOTTA BE SOME SORT OF ILLUMINATI THING.
  
  AND IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH
  we all know that the "older users" are secretly lizard people and that gtq is our reptilian overlord. i mean, everyone's seen an older user attempt to lick their own eyeball or catch a fly. we're all lizards here
  
  
  WAKE UP GTQ. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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  Br0wnieBunny Hot Shot

  9 years ago
  Oh. You found us out
  *head turns into a triangle*
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  absol heart Senior

  9 years ago
  well, im not a lizard, but close enough.
  
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  Luna Siren Advanced

  9 years ago
  Oh my...
  *flees*
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  Appayipyip42 Senior

  9 years ago
  You forgot the communist conspiracy.
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  LadyHeph Experienced

  9 years ago
  Why would you tell them?!
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  alex3000 Advanced

  9 years ago
  How dare you condemn non-humans! :-/
  
  Yes, Illuminati confirmed, but who am I? mwhehehehe >:-D
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  bananabread Advanced

  9 years ago
  This is the best theory ever
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  Selena112 Expert

  9 years ago
  MORE PROOF LOSERS
  
  okay so have yall seen gtq guy's profile pic?
  
  yeah. that's right. it's TRIANGLES.
  tho when u do a reverse image search to find out how illuminaughty (haha u see what i did there thank u for appreciating that) it is, u get pinterest links
  so either gtq guy is pinterest mom or illuminati u decide
  AND IF THAT ISN'T ILLUMINATI I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS
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  meep da first Senior

  9 years ago
  bump
  bc we need this
• Luminosity Newbie

  9 years ago
  .-. i will report you for spam
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  Selena112 Expert

  9 years ago
  Since I've become a mod and seen all of the secret mod stuff, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
  
  Wake up, GTQ.

  Moderator
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  Poppy girl Novice

  9 years ago
  stop it
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  1 Twilight Fan Novice

  9 years ago
  And you JUST realized that its illuminati?!?
  Hel-LO?
  This isn't Jamestown back in the 1600's, ya know. (not being mean).
  I am not saying that I am fine with it being illuminati, but most things are satanic like:Disney, Converse, Walmart,Kroger,County Market, Hobby LOby, Claire's, Justice, Aeropostale (THAT ONE IS HUUUUUGE ON ILUMINATI), etc.
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  1 Twilight Fan Novice

  9 years ago
  Hello Kitty, Bratz, Barbie's, The movie Frozen, etc

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