Lord Sesshomaru's Profile

"I don't trust this s---. They marked it up as me making s--- up."

"My mother would want to know. I'll never hear the end of it."

"If they are, that would make me a bad person, wouldn't it?..."

"I don't like to think they're true."

"This one isn't either."

"Oh, this is almost a year old. That's why it's so close to junior. I've been watching Inuyasha for a year? Huh."

"I want to use a different profile. One that's higher up so I can post faster than a whole minute."

"I'm sleepy, but I still feel like I just ate, so I can't go to sleep again yet."

"Just gonna ignore what my eyes want because I want to lay in bed without my glasses crushing my face."

"Chocolate birdies."

"My eyes hurt, but I don't want to put my glasses on."

"And now to spend it on bills."

"I've received my money. Lucky."

"Cool, so now I can't access my deposit because Capital One screwed up and haven't fixed it yet. That was a week ago when I got that notifica..."

"I had an interesting dream, but I very much liked it."