I found a really bad pick-up line.
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Thread Topic: I found a really bad pick-up line.
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"I lost my virginity so um..
Can I have yours?" :D
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My answerr to that would be "eh i lost mine too what can you do?" and walk away
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...............I'd have to laugh.
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I heard of that one lmfaoXD
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Better one.
"Screw me if I'm wrong but is that Elvis over there?" -
Even better one.
"Save water. Shower with me." -
Another one:
I'm not Mr. Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock
(Didn't get that from the song Bedrock, it's an actual pick up line) -
Another one: If I flip a coin,what are the chances of getting heads
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PeaceAndHarmony NewbieI've seen this plenty of times(It's not a pick up line but it's still funny) "Sorry I took your daughters virginity. It'll never happen again!" xD
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Nike took my motto: Just do it XD
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XDD I love bad pickup lines haha
"did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.." -
Coolme- lol, i think thats the worst one to say to a girl...
Another one:
"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? " -
Another one:
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry, I told santa I wanted you for Christmas" (idk why, but i cracked up over this XD) -
^i think its funny! XD
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Wow, have like zero sense of humor. .-.
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