3.14
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My last girlfriend didn't like me
But she might be, most likely
a dike. She just didn't excite me.
happy, yeah but that was alright.
She was hotter than the sun
she just wasn't that bright.
My mistake, she was more flaky than a leper colony.
I think a warning post would have been much better company.
Psychodunky, Acting funky, gave her L now she's a flunky.
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys.
Early bird gets the worm,
spread your legs or spread the word.
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
I'm white which goes with anything,
But I can come in any color.
And I'm looking for the kind of girl
that reminds me of my mother.
But it's hard to find a girl
with a viper tattooed on their tushy.
And how many girls do you know
can play harmonica with their pussies?
I like em easy and hot and sweet,
like a rice crispy treat.
Gee, you know what I really want in a girl?
...Me.
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