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Tell me any fictional crush of urs and I'll tell u why u need to find a better crush option :)
Not serious actual insults to any character, obviously lol. All lighthearted! -
When I was 12 I had a crush on Legolas
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Ooo I like this one lmfao
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I have a lot
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General zelgius from fire emblem, he's dead
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Ok Eggaly that sounds really weird when you say it like that
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Mickey Mouse
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Okay... Mine are:
Akito Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Momiji Sohma
(More... too much)
Katsuki Bakugo
Shoto Todoroki
Histoshi Shinso
(More MHA characters... to much)
I have a lot more -
Legolas is literally already married and also 12 is way too young for him. You think he'd even consider you or look your way at that age? NO. STOP DAYDREAMING. And also, you wanna be the person who ruins this guy's marriage? I can only imagine what sort of discourse that would create. Not to mention, isn't he the son of a king? You'd get all tied up in royal politics and no way the act of you tearing apart a marriage would go unseen by all the people who know of this royal family. You'll get a bounty on your back maybe by his wifeys family or who kmows, and you'll send them into a heap of drama. His father may even imprison you for what youve done. No doubt people would use his scandalous divorce against him and you as well too. People may hate you if they admired him or his wife and relationship. Ugh. Too much drama. Especially for a 12 year old. But thankfully none of that drama would ever happen because let's face it,
He's not even going to look ur way at 12 years old.
Final conclusion? Bad match . Bwah bwahhh
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General Zel.... well. Do I even need to say it? He's dead. He can't hold your hand and he can't say he loves you. He can't even take you out on a date. What a terrible partner that would be. Okay. But that's the easy excuse right? So let's say you get to know him before he dies. Eventally, you'll have to deal with his death BUT ALSO. This guy will happily get rid of anybody who gets in his masters way. So what happens when his lil love life with you interferes with his loyalty to his master and gets in the way of that? I fear for your safety in this relationship. He would care more about serving his master and mastering swordsmanship than he would about you. You'd probably hear him say he loves his master and swords over a thousand times before hearing him say it to you. Literally everything he does is dedicated to his master. He's not going to make time for you or ever respect you more than he does his master. He'd be a partner that isn't even in the picture because he's too busy going off slaying people and doing whatever else he's told to through his loyalty to his master. You would just... never be his priority and i doubt he'd even make much room to care for you in the first place. Unless you were a sword or his master. Bad match. You can do better. Much better.
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No. No no no. That's a mouse. A mouse Tremm! Also did u know he's 93? Ugh! IT'S AN OLD MOUSE. Wrinkly and stinky old mouse. Also he is so optimistic that whenever you come to him with your troubles, he's likely to undermine the severity of them and how they impact you because he wants to always look on the bright side. And are we just going to ignore Mickeys racist past? Mickey thought it would be real cute and funny of him to do blackface in his past. Gross. He tries to just shove that under a rug as well. Controversial, racist and OLD AF mouse with a case of toxic positivity. No no no. Bad match. Please do better...
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Micheal Afton From Five Nights At Freddy's lmao
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Sohmas
Akito is literally ab*sive. Physically, mentally, emotionally . he's manipulative, violent, hateful, judgemental and cruel. She'll probably throw tantrums at you, have very little care for your wellbeing or general self but will expect you to constantly love and adore her. She may be insecure and frightened behind this violent demeanour, but that is no excuse for her wicked treatment towards other people. She won't think you're special because your not part of the zodiac and she'll think you're getting in the way and putting yourself in an area you don't belong in. If you put in any attention to somebody else she won't be able to handle that even if it's just platonic. She's also misogynistic. Sure in the future she may have decided she wants to change, but change doesn't happen overnight and she has a lot of internal issues she needs to fix before she should consider getting into a relationship with anybody. And that's for the future. You would have to be putting up with terribly cruel her . She would not treat you right.
Shigure is a creepy older man who thinks it's ok to say inappropriate things about teen girls. He's self serving too and enjoys messing with other people because he thinks it's entertaining. He also joins the list of manipulative people, alongside Akito who btw... he also cares for romantically. Imagine being in a relationship with a creepy guy like that who also, while being in a relationship with you is busy thinking and caring more about some other lady. Despite caring about Akito, he has also done things to disrespect her and hurt her because he wanted her all to himself. So yeah who's to say he wouldn't also do something cruel to you as revenge for if you ever did something that made him worry you weren't entirely his. Also that's, ,, super controlling and possessive. No thanks. Creepy older guy who is selfish and manipulative.
Momiji is actually much better than the other two, but since I'm here to talk badly about characters, I'll have to do that for him as well. He's childish and looks way younger than he is, so you'd probably easily be mistaken as his babysitter. So awkward. He's a bit impulsive and quite careless and although he holds a more serious demeanour behind that, it doesn't change the fact you would have to be putting up with his childish antics quite a bit. He's not very good with personal space and may be quite touchy and physically affectionate when you're not quite prepared for that. I'm sure he'd understand if you told him after he's hugged you or something, but with his impulsive childish nature, it may lead to him forgetting that a few times and hugging or kissing you without asking first or making sure you're comfortable with it first. But again, despite you being around the same age as him, you'd probably get mistaken constantly as an older sibling or his very own babysitter . So awkward!
I'll get onto mha ones in a bit -
roxy lalonde easy
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Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean and/or Owen Grady from Jurassic Park
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