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Will Turner
Okay so I see we have not one, but TWO little homewreckers in this thread. Unless there are others who have slipped past me... 🤨
Will Turner is married. You don't have any place in a relationship with him! And if he cheats on his wife for you, then that should be an obvious red flag right there for you! A cheater!
But let's say he's loyal and ur just wanting to sabotage his wedding. What should I say to convince you not to?
Well first of all, this is about pirates. Pirates out at sea who probably realistically stink and have random illnesses and diseases following them. He would be a stinky and unsanitary boy. Also, he has a son! You're too young to 1) get in a relationship with Will and 2) to parent or put up with a child in a relationship like that. And this boy may hate you or grow up with a grudge against you or his parents or father for the damage you'll cause by trying to get with this man. Nonono. Bad choice. Also again: pirate stench and diseases.
Owen Grady
Yo. Again... too old for u, has a child and TAKEN (maybe that last part. I can't remember if that ended or not..) I'm noticing a trend here spice. But sure let's throw that aside for the sake of not sounding repetitive. Jurassic Park huh? He may know how to deal with dinosaurs, but do you?! Sounds way too dangerous. You'll end up as Dino dessert eventually if you hang around his and his dinosaurs and such too long. Not because he'll feed you to them but because of the fact they're DINOSAURS. You don't want to go anywhere near them, trust me. If you can't survive a dinosaur attack or being near one, then give up on the idea of a relationship with this man. Unless you fancy becoming a hungry dinos target for Dino brunch and tea -
These are great
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Chris McLean
Chris McLean shows up on the villains wiki for a reason Seth. He's not a good guy. He has a whole entire list of crimes he has committed for goodness sake 😰 He loves putting his contestants into dangerous situations and cares about himself and publicity more than he ever will care for you. Also he is anti nature. He literally wanted to dump toxic waste onto an island 🤢 nobody should date a guy who is actively trying to ruin the environment instead of caring for it. He loves money too. He's got the same attitude as filthy billionaires - a disregard for the environment and greedy for money he doesn't need. He enjoys watching his contestants suffer and loves randomly eliminating contestants in crazy and downright unfair ways. God he'd probably be awful to be in a relationship with! And then he'd randomly dump you over the most ridiculous things or just for no reason at all . He loves drama obviously, and loves fighting and bullying. That's easily another red flag right there. He'd probably try and stir drama and dysfunction up between you and your friends or loved ones just for his own sick pleasure. He can't stand being made fun of or having people quit his show. So good luck trying to get out of a relationship with him Unless he is the one who chooses to break up with you. Oh and he's obsessed with his own appearance and will probably be way more in love with himself than he is with anybody else or you. He's also terrible to his workers and his lack of care towards them only furthers the point that he would have a lack of care for you and your wellbeing. Chris leeches off pain and suffering like it is what keeps him alive. Like a vampire slurping up every little bit of suffering he can take from other people. This guy is an absolute red flag and people should avoid relationships with him at all costs.
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Wow that one is long. Just goes to show how bad of a partner he'd be 😠 I think so far he is the worst partner here. Top of the list
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Dr.Stein
This guy has a distaste for rules from higher powers so cleary 🙄 and I'm definitelyyyy not being dramatic and pushing this narrative here (shh!! Don't u dare say I am), he would have a total disregard for the rules of relationships and wish to go by his own rules for it instead. He also uses electric and I know authors sometimes like to describe kisses and hugs like electric running through their body or just absolutely electrifying! But when I say his kisses or hugs would be electrifying... I mean literally. You will be electrocuted. That hug is warm and toasty in another way. Bc ur becoming toast by hugging him. Dr. Stein also loves to view everything as an experiment so guess what your relationship would be? An experiment. He's not there for an actual relationship, he's just there to experiment with you. Also when he says he wants to experiment with you? Well, don't get your hopes up, he probably just means he wants to try and dissect you. Oh yeah and he doesn't care for endangered animals that much, considering the fact he wanted to dissect one of them as well 😨 boo anti nature! Now we have two anti nature ppl here.
He also seems to have an issue with connecting to deep emotions so getting into a relationship as well, would not go very deep as there would not be much of an emotional connection to you from him. So yeah overall bad match. Into the trash partner pile he goes -
Hatsuharu Sohma
Alright I'll give you credit here, you've improved your choices in Sohmas. And by that I mean you're not going for somebody who would be downright awful to the very core to be with. But I'm not here to compliment 😡 so yes, he's now awful too and ill tell you why!
If you accidentally anger him, he's not just going to be angry- but enraged! Absolutely enraged and hard to calm down. Oh yeah and I'm adding you to the list of homewreckers in this thread. He may not be married, but he does have somebody he already likes and is kinda in a relationship with.
Also. Don't plan on meeting up for dates with him because he is terrible with directions and he could end up in Mexico or Norway before he ever reaches you at whatever date spot you picked out. Don't send him on errands either. He'll end up in Mexico or Norway again when he's actually supposed to just be getting milk from across the road. Oh yeah. And he is always trying to fight Kyo. Imagining how embarrassing it would be to be sitting at a fancy restaurant together (once he finally found his way there) and then he suddenly jumps up from his seat because what the! Kyo is at the restaurant too! And now he's challenging Kyo to a fight and brawling with him right there in that restaurant. Food is flying everywhere, tables are being knocked over and police are on there way to stop the fight. Awkward! How embarrassing. -
But then why is he so hot then 🥵
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how bout Connor Murphy from dear evan hansen?
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or Glenn from TWD
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Samara
I'd point out how Samara is an obvious red flag here and ask if I even need to criticize her to let you know why she'd be a bad match. But considering we've had some absolutely stinkers in terms of partner material in this thread already, I think maybe I do need to explain this one as well. The bar has already hit the floor with how low it has gone already so sure.
First of all, besides the fact she is a vengeful spirit- I'd also like to point out the fact her hair is just dripping wet constantly. You'll just constantly be getting water all over you anytime you go to touch her. Also, when she died - she was around 8-10 years old. That's too young for a relationship. Way too young. I assume her spirit would be stuck sorta in that age as well. Also anytime you want to see her, you'd have to watch that cursed tape to trick her into coming out to kill u when really you just want to see her. You'll constantly have to be escaping your death and doing what you need to do to avoid the curse. And she'd constantly be coming out to kill you. Animals become terrified of people who are cursed so anytime you've been cursed, and happen to walk past an animal, they'll go crazy and chase you or somehow end up dying in some way or another. You don't want to have to constantly witness that tape, constantly see animals die, and constantly be running from your own death just so you can see her. Youll also get frequent nose bleeds and obsessive need to sketch out details from the tape every single time you're cursed. The details of the tape will constantly torment you and play in your mind and mess with you or show up irl. That does not sound fun at all. The longer the curse goes on for, the worse you'll get. You'll become crazy in your attempt to rid yourself of the curse or the fear it brings .
I don't see any way this relationship would ever be considered healthy, at all. Like seriously... what would you get out of a relationship with this spirt? Nothing.
ultimately what this girl, or spirit, deserves most of all- is a loving parental figure and chance at a positive and healthy life. Not a romantic partner. And that is something you won't be able to give to her. Bad match.
Cromdo face
First of all, he's not even human. Second of all, he's rude and sees and expects the worst in people. He's not going to see anything good in you, because it's just in his nature to look at others negatively. He also loves conning people so if you get in a relationship with him, chances are it'll just be to con and trick you so he can steal from you or something in some way or another. And no you can't fix him because he doesn't want to fix his ways. If you go out on a date with him, he's probably going to go off and about conning everyone he sees. And also? When he goes out to eat with you? Parts of his body or whatever is gonna start turning into the food he eats. Imagine you go to hold his hand and wham! A hamburger appears. You go to kiss him and eww! That one food you hate appears for his mouth instead. But honestly he'd probably just constantly try and sell you stuff and con you all throughout your attempts at getting to know him and get close to him. Also seems to have a major stealing problem. Don't be surprised if you find yourself mysteriously "losing" things all the time or you constantly have to put up with him going to jail for stealing from other people and such. I'd skip this guy- er, grumpus, if I were you. -
Seth: shh it's part of his evil ways. He's hot so he can lure contestants and more in as a way to leech off them for money and twisted enjoyment from their pain. Don't fall for it 😰 it's a trap
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(Didn't skip over Camilo BTW guys! Just lumped Eggalys posts together) Camilo is still in line for his impending judgment day)
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Filbo fiddle pie
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Camilo
Ah yes. The current pretty boy for younger people atm.
Well, first of all- obviously he can shape-shifting which sounds fun right? Yeah sure, until he wants to get out of responsibilities or not see you or face you! Hey what? Camilo promised you he'd help you with an assignment today but now he is nowhere to be found? Hmm yeah he's probably shape shifted to avoid doing it. If you get into a fight and he doesn't want to chat to you for a while or see you instead of solving the issue? Yeah he's just gonna shape-shift so you have no way of finding him anymore. Didnt show up for a date? Yup shape shifted. Also what happens if their powers start playing up again? And he starts turning into a baby randomly? You would have to randomly babysitting him. You're eating lunch together as a cute date and wham! Now you're having to pull a bottle of milk out and feed it to him so he can stop crying. So embarrassing and stressful. Imagine having to go from partner to babysitter at the flip of a switch that's so weird 😨 Oh yeah and on the topic of lunch and going back to shape shifting- imagine this scenario: you go up to a fast food counter asking for your food because it should have been done by now? And the lady working there looks at u confused and says u already took it and ate it. Guess who actually took it? Yup! Camilo. Now you have to go and order and pay for another whole meal because of him. And he'll probably do it for that meal too. Also what if his mother doesn't approve of you? Omg every time you came to his house she'd have a whole storm forming because of how she feels about you. You'd be aware of her dislike every single time, and You'd be soaking wet and having to deal with that storm -
Will get around to the next few characters at some point soon I hope
Quick question if you happen to see this tho Star- how caught up are u on TWD or all about Glenn? Just so I don't accidentally spoil anything for the show! Since I'm aware there's quite a few seasons to the series
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