Tips on what guys should know about girls!
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Thread Topic: Tips on what guys should know about girls!
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*Claps for Selena's post*
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*also claps for selenas post s *
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*claps for geeks post*
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*farts for all of your posts*
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*claps for geeks post even though he didn't post until the clapping thing XD*
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facts:
99% of all girls are sluts if you catch them at the right time.
Sincerity is seductive to girls.
What one girl likes one day may not be what she likes everyday, or what all girls like, hence don't take what a girl says about girls as gospel.
Best eaten when hot.
to ensure optimal juiciness, spend several minutes (or until desired juiciness has been achieved) fondling, and stroking edible areas, while kissing said girl deeply. -
Also, if she says she's hungry, she was actually hungry an hour ago. So give her food quickly or she will tear you apart.
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....*coughs* Most of you are idiots. Girls are sensitive things sometimes. Were moody as hell when it comes to certain things. Most of us don't like it when guys buy us shiny things, hell I hate it. We actually want people to see what we truly are. We are motherf---ing princesses, so don't second guess that damn it.
Yes I'm actually related to royalty on my mother's side. Norwegian to be exact. -
Chocolate seems to be the best answer
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^ Clap clap clap
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Girls are humans, and that means they have individual preferences and personalities. Don't go reading blogs or websites, or forum threads like this one, expecting to find the universal code to all girls ever. Sorry gentlemen. Not that simple.
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Yes it is XD
1. Get us chocolate
2. Tell us we're pretty
Two steps XD -
Why be a Princess when you can be a Queen?
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Because queens are old XD
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give me black rose
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