God of Death's Profile

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"*sighs irritably* *wait here."

"*jeez, kid, if it wouldn't kill you *i'd take you myself. *just because it's impossible to troll someone who doesn't understan"

"*.... *long exhale* *how did you get in here? *don't you ever go anywhere else?"

"*just think about it. *you can summon me anytime by pushing someone off a cliff. *shrugs, apparently not concerned*"

"*nah, it's a real adventure. *just ask geno. *or me. *i'm happy to show you any time. *shrugs, pretendin"

"*huh. *takes a long, thoughtful sip from cup* *holds it a little bit away from face, examining cup skeptically* "

"*you *you don't know what death is? *that's interesting, kid. *got some higher purpose there, huh?"

"*haha. *i'm literally death. *it's not just a name. *whatcha waitin for?"

"*aww, thanks kid. *you're pretty cute yourself. *you can call me death. *what's up with you?"

"*hm? *hey there, kid."

"*oh, come on. *lighten up. *your sense of humor is bone dry."

"*i can't imagine living like that. *i'm personally very handy."

"*shrugs* *that's a shame."