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"Its just the link strangely brings me to a half-minute video of a theatrical zoom-in on the Universe."

"(YOU'RE NOT DEAD! WOOH!) (YEAH, SO LONG M90!) Jeff cautiously surveyed his surroundings, wary of the fact the "

"Why is it that when I select the link all I get is the introduction to some ambitious Universal Studios movie. HOLY DAMN THE "

"(I'm back.) Nick, suffering from the previous exhaustion of being cryogenically locked in a tank for god-knows-how-long, simp"

"10/10 f--- no, infinity out of 1."

"But... She's kinda right."

""Free-range" animals generally aren't given the mistreatment "caged" animals are, which can lead to infections, diseases, injuries, and othe..."

""A picture of a bowl of bacon" My kind of salad."

"I VOTE THE COLDEST SUN FOR RULER OF THE UNIVERSE."

"I'll make you homo, Br0wnie. But wait you're already half-homo aren't you F--- THIS PLAN ISN'T WORKING ALREADY."

"I tried to troll a troller with more troll to troll for the troll but -- wait, what?"

"That's twice that that's happened. Mark my words, I will make you a lesbo."

"*twerks alongside with brown* Wait, how does an asshat twerk? Uhm... Shake that top-hat!"

"GODDAMMIT I F---ING KNEW IT"

"That's an anime guy isn't it."