How Ruskingtontonion Are You?
Are you a true Ruskintontonion? Do you know the locals, the local pubs, the local take-always? Are you a local yourself? Did you marry a local?? Did you marry a member of your family?
You were born here, went school here, lived here, worked here, got married here to someone. If you didn't do at least one of the above then you settled in very well.