Teenage Chronicle Part 24 | Comments

Figures I listen to Evanescence at a time like this. Curse my ability to pick compatable songs, I felt like crying reading about Patch's abusive father. Oh wait I'm going too fast, I'm going to start at the beginning. So I had a feeling Jake would be brought back to life, judging from all the reccomendations of bringing him back. Anyways, glad he's back. Not my type of guy, but I wouldn't want him to die anyways. Okay now skipping back to the dream, oh wait I've got to talk about the conversation with Patch don't I? Ah awkwardness, it's burns!!! my only weakness, awkwardness. I'm allergic to awkwardness, NOOOOOO. Okay yeah I felt awkward in that conversation, never do that again. Please? Anyways back to what I want to talk about. So when I was first reading the dream I thought it was Erika's past. Yeah, I thought she was the one being beaten up, but then out of desperation for her child she'd kill her husband. That was my initial guess, but it made more sense that it was Patch's past. I don't know, call me crazy but I like sympathetic villains. Maybe it's just from my childhood watching Batman. Oh well moving on. Bromance, bromance bromance... I have to say the Josh and Patch one was just perfect. I don't even know why, it was just perfect. I'm open to Jake and Josh though, but I might get it confused with Drake and Josh (an older T.V show I used to watch once in a blue moon) oh well. Before I leave, I have to do my signature Calisto love. TEAM CALISTO!!! GIMME A C! A! L! I! S! T! O! what does that spell? I'd hope you know, but in case you don't CALISTOOOOOO!!!! okay, I'm done here peace out my homeies *peace sign*

Jake's back :3 I love the bromances XD and that fart was so random, it was perfect XD OI! THAT FREAKING FATHER! Hands off Patch and his mother or I'll go goddess on you. Now that's three on my hunting list. I need one Patch's father, one Cydonia, and one Erika. In that order of elaborance too because as high villain, Erika deserves the worst >:/ poor Patch DX now I see why he doesn't like talking about his past and why he freaked out... hm, I liked the Patch/Josh bromance, tsk, Jake, you're making a love triangle, you! I love that you're back and writing again, TRB :D Part 25!

Yep (: This is more awesome than I thought it would be. An why is my skin glowing? EEP! You were so right! Thank God you gave me a sneak peak. YAY! It is so awesome Jake is alive. I was very depressed when I found out he was dead. I'm a freaking goddess b*t*hes! I can do all i want! WOOT WOOT! Oh yeah, you have come a long way missy! I mean, I have come a long way! Whatever xD Anyway, I'm happy he's alive but now it's back to business. We gotta kill Cydonia and Erika. Erika makes a better villian though. She's just so awesome. Cydona epically fails as a villian. She should step down from it, she should be beaten with corndogs and angry rainbows. Alex farted? You gotta be kidding. At least, these are the littlest things that make a story come to life. I'm outta payfones trying to call home, all of my change spent on you................ ...if happy ever after did exist, i would still be holding you like this but all those fairytales are full of sh--. One more ------- love song and I'll be sick xD Oops! Patch saw me. Well this is embarrassing o.O Oh yes, PEOPLE! BACK AWAY. I AM NOT SHARING PATCH ! HE IS MINES AND FOREVER WILL BE. THANK YOU. SINCERELY, ARIA! Uh oh. He wants to talk about the dream. Well this convo is going to be interesting *shifts in seat.* Hey! I have that habit of biting my lip too xD Ou! Dream coming up xD Who are the people in the dream? Why is the man abusing her? Well....this is intense. I'm listening to skillet right now so it's making the story more awesome. Oh my merlin. He called the little boy a rat. That's pure crap. Never verbally abuse a child. It gets to them. Why is households these days full of abuse? HUh? Bad treatment! It's one of the main problems in America. I don't live in America but I research and I lived in Scotland for four years. Seriously, these things are getting out of hand. Oops, I'm straying. If he mother is piece of crap, then why did the father hook up with her in the first place? Why am I in Patch dreams again? I love

Oh my god... I think it's safe to say that this part had it all. I smiled, I laughed, I cried, I got mad. Sheesh, you're turning me into an emotional wreak! :P I have a whole lot to say about this chapter, let's start with the fact that JAKE'S ALIVE, YAY!!!!! He's not my fave guy, but I still wasn't ready to lose him... somehow I knew he wouldn't die, either that or I'd see him later on. Right when I started having that dream, I knew it would have something to do with Patch. (Am I a freaking psychic or what?) Aw, poor Patch and poor Patch's mother. :'( I wish I could hug both of them and save them from Patch's douchy father. Seriously, I firetrucking hate that guy with a passion! He's such a dick. I want to shank him.

>:( Okay... ranting over. And last but not least, Alex farted!!! LOL!!! I laughed so hard! I didn't think supernatural beings could fart, but apperently they can. x) I don't care what anybody says, FARTS ARE FUNNY. 'Nuff said. xD

I salute you my friend for making an excellent part! Poor Patch I felt so sad inside...My favorite bromance is Josh/Patch. But I would also like to see Alex/Calisto or Jake/Calisto. Whatever tickles your peach. My two favorite guys are Alex and Patch!!!!!!!!

P. S. I'm a great dancer so I don't think Patch would laugh at me lol. I would still be embarassed ;P

I literatly cried and had to wipe away my tears fast before i lost repertation. Gosh thanks for that. Now i will make sure reading these stories ALONE. Thank you very much. Oh god, i love this seriea so much *sniff* thank you for this quiz by the way... *clears throat* I'll just go to the kitchen and get some... you know...

Oh, I almost forgot to answer the question of the day! Josh and Patch's bromance is the cutest thing ever! They're my two fave guys! :)) btw, can't wait for the next part of this awesomely epic series! :D

I dont care much for the Patch/Josh bromance :l

Patch/Jake since they used to be great friends, I think?

I want Patch to share OUR story soon... Things that happened between him and I, in my past life!!!!

Great job on this part btw!!

I love him...he's my fav character apart from Jake and Jack xD Patch stood up for his mother. That's pure love. Not much people have that. Anyway, how cute x) His dad is so cruel. Where is his mom now? Is she alive? Wow...I like Josh and Jake's bromance.

Ok i'm seriously crying over Jake and everything. Patch... poor guy... And it was awesome Josh didn't say anything to Katherine.

Josh: Thanks!
I still like Alex though Joshy
Josh: e_e don't call me that....
JOSHY!JOS HY!JOSHY!

Josh and Jake are cute together too but nothing could ever replace Josh and Patch, just saying.

Phoenix tears, guys! XD I guess we're like Rapunzel, from Tangled, now, huh? XD

JAKE IS ALIVE!!!!!
PATCH ?! NO!!!!!

OMG, I so hope Patch's mom was okay...I'm sorry but I think she lost the baby....D:

Okay so I wanted to be the first to comment so here I am xD (:

:'/ Patch hun, my heart aches for you, bromance omg bromance between Alex and Jake totally unexpected and interesting

Seriously dude, not cool, not cool at all

That Patch thing was so sad!!!! Poor Patch! Oh Thank you!! I cant believe Jake is alive!!! YAY!! thank you, THANK YOU, TYHANK YOU!! sO Much, Ill comment again later! I am in a rush!!

as with most everyone I love patch and I AM BACK sorry I haven't comented forever my computer died and stuff so yeah.

I agree with Twisted_Roots! I love Patch!!!!

Patch I'm goin to hug you tightly and NEVER EVER let you go or stop saying I love you! Patch+me forever :3

@ Missy Prissy Cat- C! A! L! I! S! T! O! spells CALISTO, not CALISTOOOOOOOOO XD Lmao (:

@xxblutixx- I totally agree with you! (: