DAIRI.
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Thread Topic: DAIRI.
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YOU IDIOT. I HAVE BOOBS.
Ilya: *snaps* I HAVE A FREAKING DICK ASSHAT.
Dairi: owo Oopsies.
AND NOW I CAN'T CUDDLE MY OWN CHILDREN.
Ilya: I CAN'T CUDDLE RIZZY. -
I am Ilya. ;w;
Ilya: And I'm Kass. I'm pretty sure I've never had a dick before. It's uncomfortable in these paaaants.
Dairi: *awkwardly* They did a body switch. I.. Accidentally did it.. -
Kass: No. I wouldn't want to see her thoughts, anyways. *shudder*
Ilya: How rude. e.e' *sighs* ...CAN I PUT IT OUT-
Kass and Dairi: NO!
Dairi: ..Anyways, I've been trying.. Oh... Damn.
Ilya: How can you tolerate this thing? How does Rizen keep it in his pants? It f---ing hurts.
Kass: If you unzip your- my- pants, you're dead. -
Dairi: Not even him.
Ilya: I'M GONNA DO IT-
*and tackled by Ilya/Kass* -
Kass: *throwing weak girly puches* KASS YOU JACKASS.
Ilya: NNNNNNNN.
Dairi: *face wall face wall face f---ing wall* Ask.. Ask Renjin.
(Really?) -
Renjin: *hanging from the celing* *finger snap*
*RAINBOW*
*den*
Ilya: ... *touches chest* *gleeful face*
Kass: *rubs legs* ..Much better.
Dairi: Ohyay! :3 -
Renjin: I wanted to see if Kass would really do it. *grins*
Kass: It's so f---ing painful. ewe
Ilya: Boobs are so.. jiggly.
Sky: MOMMA. ELIJAH AND MINDY MADE OUT IN FRONT OF MY TEDDY BEAR. ;A;
Becky: MINE TOOOOO. D: -
Sky: *disappears with Becky* *and then both appear in front of Grey*
Elijah: *irritated face* *arm is wrapped around Mindy's waist*
Mindy: *just kinda clinging to him*
Kass: ...Grey.. Don't hurt them. -
Mindy: *eeps* *scared little face*
Elijah: *spits in his face* *coldly* I'll kill you first.
Kass: .. *grabs Sky, disappearing* -
Mindy: *loud yelp*
Elijah: *does nothing except for scoot to the side*
*bluuuuurr*
*knocks Grey away from Mindy, pinning him*
You got Angel kicked out of the kingdoms. ewe I'm going to whip you, and brand you, and probably rape you.. Well, maybe not rape, but I will make you feel pain.
Mindy: *passes out* -
..Why would she deserve anything? Why do you do what you do?
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*awkward kitten stare*
..Then why don't you just focus on her and leave everyone else alone? .-.
Shadow: You're just jealous not a single rapist cares about you, Dark- *table is thrown at* JEALOUS. -
*intense flail*
I'm not jealous! I couldn't care less! It would just.. Really be nice to have a normal family. That isn't being hunted by Hunters. Or destroyed.
Shadow: *whisper* Carter.
*MORE FLAILING* -
*throws Shadow at him, going to the corner*
Shadow: :I I don't think she wants to see it. -
..Dumb book.. Fine.
*stands*
*and goes over to him*
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