did you know jesus had a brother?

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Thread Topic: did you know jesus had a brother?

• 

  Brother of Jesus Newbie

  9 years ago
  He don't need me or want me.
• 

  I Am Jesus Newbie

  9 years ago
  I love you, my brother.
• Sharon Lewis Newbie

  9 years ago
  Oh yes he does.
• Kratusa Newbie

  9 years ago
  Hi,i agree wit Sharon
• Kratusa Newbie

  9 years ago
  Thou u don't get it but he loves u and needs u.
• 

  absol heart Senior

  9 years ago
  I had no idea this actually got replies. looking back, i just assumed nobody would care. XD
• Sharon Lewis Newbie

  9 years ago
  Wat ya mean nobody would care
• Sharon Lewis Newbie

  9 years ago
  Craig,pls ur his brother and brothers are suppose to love eachother.
  fyi i'm his sis and don't, wen i say don't i mean don't u go around insulting my brother,(U'VE BEEN WARNED).
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  paigequizzy Novice

  9 years ago
  sorry Sharon not to deliberately disobey you, but...
  
  absol u need to shut up. just shut up.
• The Swedish Geek Novice

  9 years ago
  Craig Christ had sex with your mother last night
• Sharon Lewis Newbie

  9 years ago
  Believe me u?
• Sharon Lewis Newbie

  9 years ago
  Sin.
• Sharon Lewis Newbie

  9 years ago
  Sin.REPENT CRAIG REPENT.
• 

  The Trickster Senior

  9 years ago
  kek
• 

  absol heart Senior

  9 years ago
  Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here,
  To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear.
  I am the Beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high.
  I go by many names, by there is one you can't deny:
  
  [upbeat, flamboyant voice]
  My name is Satan!
  Hi, everybody!
  Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself...
  
  My friends all call me Old Scratch, and I am a Capricorn.
  My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn.
  I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee,
  And little devil eyes to help a little devil see,
  And little cloven hooves make it kinda hard to ski,
  I'm Satan!
  Woo hoo!
  Mephistopheles for some, I dunno...
  
  My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz.
  I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals.
  Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel,
  Try to wash off that baby seal smell,
  And then I'll make a toast to me:
  Hey, here's to my hell......th
  My name is Satan!
  Ah haa!
  
  To carry on my evil ways, I went and had a son,
  And now he makes his living as a singing comedian...
  
  I'm in every Zeppelin album,
  I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants,
  I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance.
  
  And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle,
  Don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle,
  And f--- Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle,
  I'm Satan.
  
  [Charlie Daniels impersonation]
  Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal...
  
  [upbeat, flamboyant voice]
  This is f---ing bulls---, because I would not be caught dead in... Georgia! OK? It's like, oh my gawd!
  
  Six, six, six!
  
  Satan!
  
  Haha, Satan had to put in his opinion of course.

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