What I would do if I were Satan
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If I were Satan I would impregnate a virgin woman to bring me in to the world in the most ignorant and illiterate part of the world. I would do some simple tricks and convince those pathetic herders that I was the son of God. I would make them worship me and fear me. Eventually when the uprising I had started became enough of a threat, the government would be forced to have me killed. But I would make sure that when I died I would be idolized and remembered as the son of God in the most extravagant way possible.
My influence would start a cult. And that cult would then convince a massive chunk of the human population to worship me and to pray to God through me. They would write books about me and wage wars for me. Countless millions would die for me and millions more would die standing in their way.
And after the world shackled itself in ignorance and pain and suffering, I would sit back and smile as the only cries that escaped the carnage of hatred and violence were those praising me for their salvation, and those cursing God for the pain my followers had caused.
And that is what I would do if I were Satan. -
*Claps for the rest of my life*
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*claps* Wow, I don't even know what's more f---ed up, that Suger watching Piracy or You saying a whole bunch of stupid s--- it's hard to believe that you are human.
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AnimePhan, you are really asking for it.
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Joker, Asking for what? And stop following me.
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I'm not. Well, sort of. I mean, where-ever you go, drama follows, and some of my soap buddies have gone, so, yeah. barberbob2 just stated some-thing that is actually pretty tactical, and you say... That. Please, respect him. Respect us.
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No. I will not respect you hooligans that do nothing but shade their eyes with black paint and run around naked in a wasteland.
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Uhm... Huh? Black paint? Naked? Waste-land? I mean, it sounds fun... But that's pretty much the opposite of what barberbob2 does.
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It means something that you shouldn't know and shouldn't find out about.
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Damn, dude, I never thought about it that way. That was f---ing amazing.
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I've heard this one. .-. It's terrifying.
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I took the original analogy and revamped it for myself. I like to think I added a new twist to it.
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=n= Oh brother. I can already see the next terrorist/serial killer/maniac.
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attention whore alert
I never quite thought of it that way and now I wonder...
We were all worshiping the devil all this time O.o -
Interesting.
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