God said to Satan

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Thread Topic: God said to Satan

• IamLelouch Junior

  11 years ago
  And Satan did indeed take off his clothing. And took God by the ass and f---ed him. And god did indeed like it.
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  barberbob2 Senior

  11 years ago
• JesusIsTheWay Novice

  11 years ago
  Thats Blasphemy stop it.
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  Carri04 Hot Shot

  11 years ago
  While they were talking Hitler found himself checking out Jesus' tight bod. If he wasn't Furor of Germany... But he wasn't Furor anymore,was he? That night when Hitler and Jesus were in bed together Hitler said "Jesus, what do you think of... love between men?"
  
  "What do you mean, Hitler?" Jesus asked. Hitler took a deep breath. He would have to be bold.
  
  "This is what I mean." He leaned over and started Frenching with the Lord. At the same time he reached down and started tugging on his already turgid member (Christ slept in the buff). Jesus broke off the kiss.
  
  "Hitler I - I don't know if I can do this. It feels so good, so right, but I'm afraid. I've never been with another man before."
  
  "I've never been with a man, either, Jesus. I'm scared, just like you are, but we can't let our fears rule us! I love you, Jesus. Do you love me?" Hitler's eyes had tears in them.
  
  Jesus smiled. "Yes, Hitler. I love you." They embraced. Again, they kissed passionately. Hitler continued to jerk Christ off. When he began to tense up Hitler lowered his head to Christ's stiff member and caught Christ's sticky seed in his mouth. There was an incredible amount of it and it splashed everywhere. When Hitler rose up again Jesus locked lips with him. He could taste his own salty semen in Hitler's mouth, and he didn't care. Jesus was happy for the first time in his life.
  
  Adolf Hitler x Jesus Christ is my OTP.
• IamLelouch Junior

  11 years ago
  lol dis actually happened gods only butthurt and trying to cover it up
  Ohhh dayum Jesus is naughtyy
• JesusIsTheWay Novice

  11 years ago
  @Carri I didn't read that but I know there wasn't anything good about it. Please Jesus loves you accept Him. @I am Jesus thinks you are very special and wants to use you allow Him.
• IamLelouch Junior

  11 years ago
  lol no jesus can go f--- peter james and john
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  wolf_heart Novice

  11 years ago
  Oh. My. God. You are all going to hell.
• IamLelouch Junior

  11 years ago
  cool ill send u a post card
• JesusIsTheWay Novice

  11 years ago
  @I Am Jesus really loves you remember that. In hell there is suffering and no communication be there and earth. Except for those few people who have had an opportunity to go there and come back.
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  Carri04 Hot Shot

  11 years ago
  I'm already in hell, and I plan on enjoying every minute of it.
  
  I enjoy my blasphemy. The day I accept Jesus is the day I quit art. WHICH IS NEVER MIND YOU. THIS IS MY LIFELINE HERE.
  
  JesusxHitler is beautiful tho
• JesusIsTheWay Novice

  11 years ago
  I pray for you in the name of Jesus that you never experience hell. But you'll instead ask God to forgive you your sins and ask Him to come into your life.
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  Carri04 Hot Shot

  11 years ago
  You're f---ing kidding me.
  I'm never doing that again. I want him out of my life so he can stop meddling in my internal affairs.
  I'd sooner rather start world war 3.
• JesusIsTheWay Novice

  11 years ago
  So you allowed Him in before what happened?
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  barberbob2 Senior

  11 years ago

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