Ok.
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Thread Topic: Ok.
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Of how I can kind of sort of win an argument. Not legitimately, but I just want to see if it works. Just an idea.
I am mormon, as most of you know. I KNOW that God exists, and Jesus, as well as the Holy Ghost.
Well, how do you know that, you say?
Describe the taste of salt to me, and I will tell you how I know.
(Once again, I dont actually want to argue, I just want to see if someone can answer this.) -
Salt tastes salty. The name kinda does it.
Also are mormons trinitarian or unitarian? -
Yeah, well can you describe it without using the name?
We believe they are three different people. -
another old user NewbieSalt is the compound of Sodium and Chloride. It is usually granulated and has an abrasive texture. The taste is neither bitter nor sour as bitter requires the food be basic and sour requires it be acidic. Salt has a PH score of 7 making it totally neutral. Salt is usually recognized for its mild sting upon contact (as it is crystalline) and a palatable after taste located midway back on the tongue. In foods, salt is not a stand alone. It is used to compliment other major foods; usually ones with a more wholesome taste to begin with. I.E stews and potato based foods. Since one taste cannot be used synonymously with another, there is only one way to describe the taste of salt: Salty. (For example; sour does not describe sweet, so nothing else can describe salty. We simply do not have words in the English language to describe it.)
Since it is obvious that I am an older user and I have no intention of staying here very long I will predict one of three ways that this conversation will continue.
1). You will take into account one of the many things that this conversation has brought to light and apply them to yourself to make yourself a better person. These things include the fact that I have explained your "unanswerable question" with science and reasoning, the dis-association between describing a condiment and an illogically flawed deity, or the fact that this topic itself is so cliche' that I am literally predicting the outcomes.
2). You will find some tiny fracture of something in what I said to debate against, taking away from the entire point of this post and clinging on to a minutiae detail. Whilst this is possibly the most shameful outcome, it is also the most common. And while, in a previous time, I would happily accept your questions, I am sorry to inform you that it would not happen now. As I already said, I have no intention of staying here any longer past posting this comment.
3). The third option would probably be the most disappointing, but still more respectable than the second. It simply requires that you ignore everything I've said either with an excuse like tl;dr, or maybe even no excuse at all. Whilst I have no intention of replying either way, I would very much enjoy the chance to read any reply you may have, so if this is the option you choose, I will be very sad.
There you go, Mormon. A concise description of the taste of salt, and I've already taken the liberty of explaining every practical direction this thread can go. What will you do now?
Your move, Mormon...
tl;dr
Salt tastes salty, I hate you all, OP's a predictable faggot. -
Fist call "mormon" skyler. It's really arsy just saying mormon.
Second being predictable is fine. It let's people know a bit of what's happening in advance. Bit like a know america economy is gonna do worse.
Third your username makes you look like a hole. Older users use their accounts. Your probably just a newb trying to look good. You are a guranteed multi of 3 accounts. And you remind me of that hobo who lives at the library.
@skyler: That means trinitarian :P -
I like french toast.
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Honestly, if you were an older user, (like The Geek said), you would use your account.
And JEEZ! Calm down! I just wanted to see if anyone could describe the taste of salt! And clearly you didnt, because you said "there are no words in the English language to describe it."
THE POINT I was trying to get at, is that I cant describe how I know that all of these things are real. I was simply using a simile with salt. I wasnt looking for an argument.
@Geek oh. XD -
Actually, I can attest to their credibility. That person IS an older user. Not me though, I'm not smart enough to come up with that. Nor do I use tl;drs.
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And technically they did describe the taste of salt.
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