Best quotes thread
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Thread Topic: Best quotes thread
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This isnt for classical quotes or anything just quotes you hear that are funny with friends outside around the house and whatnot.
me *picks up angry bird plush toy*
me "Ill be the green pig"
friend "I think thats a... dunno"
Me "that answers it" -
From Mythbusters:
Adam- I reject your reality and subsitute my own
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Adam- I dont think Jamey's and evil genius. I'm not sure he evil, and I'm not so sure hes a genius
Me:
(To my friend mahalia)- Don't fall out of your chair! (Lol, story behind that...)
My friends:
Caroline- Hey Cori! You not wearing a scarf today! (Inside joke :P)
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Nick- Yo quiero dinero!! (idk why... Eh, hes weird :P)
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Brian- 6 1/2 over 8 (inside joke XD)
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Nick(different one)- Do you want to hear a joke?
Mr. P- Uh, sure why not
Nick- Do you want it to be a dirty joke?
Mr. P- Uh...
Nick- A pig rolled in the mud. Do you want to hear another joke?
Mr. P- Um sure
Nick- Do you want it to be a clean joke?
Mr. P- Yes
Nick- The pig took a bath
(Lol, just the way this conversation went in class makes it funny :P) -
lol at the joke one
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From Storage Wars:
Bary- Well, there's really no way to descibe this without sounding pervy...
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