Ah I ish so happiez todayz!
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Thread Topic: Ah I ish so happiez todayz!
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*laughs at everyone*
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husband: *takes by hand and gets me to sit in a car*
me: wait! we forgot our naked zombie!
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*dude comes up to hat with five kids*
guy: hi honey bear! -
Me: What nothing for me!?
Inhuman voice: You killed you family.
Me: Ohh... -
Me: Let's have sex
Chick: Okay! -
I HAVE FIVE KIDS!
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*car turns back and gets naked zombie*
me: thanks honey! *kisses* -
*arrives in Zombieland* wow! this place is sure foggy!
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@vamp *rolls on flor laughing*
fiance: the weddings in two weeks! are u excited!
me: WHHHHAAAAAAAAT!!!!!! -
Daughter: Hi dad!
Me: Zomg, hey!
Daughter: 'Zomg'?
Me: Rawrz! *Hugz -
lol! XD
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Can I come to the wedding
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*little kid gets off bus and hugs my leg* hi mommy
Me: *stiffens* mommy? 0-0 -
@hat ov course!
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Well at least we know you aren't a virgin sisi.
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