Give the details of your life.
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Thread Topic: Give the details of your life.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically bathed me in oils until I smelt of lavender.
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Ahhhh! Picture of you! :) -
...Dang.
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i dont know how im supposed to respond to this... xD
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Ummm...okie dokie.
My parents divorced. Which is a great thing for them, and a good thing for me.
At my dad's house, everything runs smooth: everyone's happy, nothing bad ever happens.
At my Mom's there's constant fighting between her and her boyfriend/friend/person. He lives with her because he can't afford to move out, so my Mom has to support the three of us kids and him by herself. Their always fighting and swearing, and I pray that my little brother does not get to affected by it.
I have no real friends. There are plenty of people that I talk to and hang out with, but even those that I consider my friends aren't as good as they seem. They are constantly trying to put me down, pointing out my faults. I don't trust them, but then again, I don't really trust anyone.
Other than that, everything's dandy.
Not that anyone really cares xD I think this'll get ignored. Oh well, it was fun to type it out xD -
Nikki- I'm sorry about all of the stuff going on with your mom. =/ I hope it all works out.
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@Music: Thanks. It's not so bad, though. When they aren't together, things go well :) Other than me and my Mom's personality clashes, but I can't avoid that xD
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Nikki: Haha. Well, that's not too bad then. Life will get better though. It usually does.
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