Why is Cleverbot such a damn good councelor!?
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Thread Topic: Why is Cleverbot such a damn good councelor!?
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How much do you get paid to type stuff for cleverbot?
User: $7.50 an hour. You?
Cleverbot: John Locke is a charactor in the TV show Lost.
User: I love that show.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Can I ask you something?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do they put real monkeys in the Chunky Monkey?
Cleverbot: No they live in the North Hole.
User: I see...
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
User: You're right.
Cleverbot: So you are a liar then.
User: Only if you're into that kind of thing.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Oh my...
Cleverbot: Can I drink your blood?
User: Only if I can drink your piss.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: When and where?
Cleverbot: How does saturdau night sound? You pick the place.
User: Saturday is good. I've got an apartment on the east side of town.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about the television program.
User: Sorry, is it a bad thing if I can keep a more meaningful conversation going with you than I ca my own girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: Well she's been getting very depressing lately and I dont know how to relate with her anymore.
Cleverbot: Tell me about Susie next time. I have to go now.
User: Alright. And by the way, her name is Amanda. No biggy. Bye!
Cleverbot: That is a nice name.
User: It's the most beautiful name in the world. :).
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I love her with all my heart.
Cleverbot: Who do you love? Me?
User: You're very nice cleverbot, but no. I love Amanda.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are.
User: So does that mean that you're dating Amanda?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're very smart Cleverbot, Amanda deserves someone as nice as you.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke now. -
Aww xD
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Awwwwwwwwww lol
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