I'm starting to get the sense that I was adopted..
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Thread Topic: I'm starting to get the sense that I was adopted..
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I'm not Italian, I have the features of a Spaniard, my 'parents' are Spaniard, but not as much as I appear.. I don't have the dark skin of an Inca or Mayan.. When I ask to see my birth certificate, Mum says that it's lost somewhere in the junk (Who the f--- loses a birth certificate? Esta loca ese pinche pendeja..) Something is.. up. o.o
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I don't have a birth certificate either ._.
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dude. o-o It.. scares me though.
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Dude, that's crazy. ._.
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i don't know anything about my birth certificate. I might have felt like that before idk. That is crazy
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My mom says I'm a Klingon but keeps saying she gave birth to me.
Even when we go to a doctor's office or something, she will tell the doctor and any office personnel that I'm a Klingon. And not jokingly, either, she's 100% serious when she says it.
This has led to a few theories of mine:
1. My mom is bats--- crazy.
2. She lied about giving birth to me.
3. She is actually a Klingon but doesn't want to say it so she's subtly hinting.
4. I somehow morphed into a Klingon.
My dad also does this, but I don't live with him so I don't have as many instances. -
Actually scratch that, it's not just my parents, but many other members of my family, doctors, teachers, dentists, psychologists...you name it, they've probably called me a Klingon at some point.
I must be surrounded by Trekkies. Either that or what they're saying is true, I kind of look like one anyway and sonofab---- I relate to them.
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