What is your favorite place...
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Thread Topic: What is your favorite place...
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*grabs the book of prophecies*
*reads*
crap! how'd i miss that!? -
and prophecy 9, section 9. *turns page* Whoever shall doubt the exitence of the Oh Holy Waffle Lord shall be banished from exitence himself.
oh, s---terz... jack, you're in some serious trouble now. :P -
*rubs hands through hair nervously*
well...I mean....you dont think.... I-I didn't know! -
...well, in prophecy 5, section 4 there is a 'initiation process' in which one can avoid getting banished from existence... *turns pages* aw, jeez. somebody tore it out... O_O
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what?! O.O
*starts to randomly turn pages really fast*
*looks under table and around room*
we need to find it! -
oh, wait wait!! i think i remember the gist of it!! uhhm... "whoever shall not want to banished from existence must vow to never eat another waffle ever again. in order to do this they must report to the edge of the earth less that 4 minutes before they declared they did not believe in the waffle lord..." O___O THERE'S NO EDGE OF THE EARTH!!!!
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o.o
*sighs*
yeah there is... your not going to believe this but the earth is actually flat...
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:O so all this time scientists have been lying to me!!? i knew i couldn't trust them!! well... we have 1 minute... i suggest we get going!
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lol yeah that'd be a good idea
*starts running to the edge of the earth* -
*runs to the edge of the earth* HOLY FRIGGIN s---!!!! THERE'S NOTHING ON THE OTHER SIDE!!
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o.o *looks out into darkness* *grins* yeah but at least we made it. so i just stand here or...?
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*lightning flashes* ...i think the Oh Mighty Waffle Lord is sending you message to step over the edge... o_o
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*laughs* step over the edge?! thats crazy
*stops laughing* wait seriously? O.O -
that or give him a sandwich... which do you think has more logic behind it?
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*winces* sandwich?
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