One time when my dad was drunk when I was younger.
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Thread Topic: One time when my dad was drunk when I was younger.
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It roughly translates to this in English.
"You know, when I was your age, I used to climb up the tallest tree I could find and look out at the s---hole around me. Let me tell you, it was truly the worst of s---holes. People would sell their bodies for less than a full gallon of milk. Terrible times, really. One day I met a man by the name of Luke Skywalker. He taught me what love is, that it is not just something based on feeling; it is something of commitment and possibly bad decision making. You'll see when you get older, son. Anyway, let me tell you about the time I lost my virginity to a one-eyed hooker in Norway. Man, was she ugly! I don't know what I was thinking, but I do believe alcohol played a part in my choices that night. Vodka is a hell of a drink! Nearly cost me my liver. Luckily, I stole a new one out of a man I killed with a piece of Scotch tape and a shovel. What I'm trying to tell you, son, is that life doesn't always go the way you plan it to. You need to keep your chin up and stay sharp. Otherwise, you'll end up like your older brother selling cheap knockoffs of Gucci bags in the mall!" -
that's some real wisdom
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He really is just the brightest of men.
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yea
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Words to live by.
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