A real solution to foreign policy issues
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Thread Topic: A real solution to foreign policy issues
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As you know, there are countries and leaders who are completely bats--- insane. North Korea wants nukes. Iran wants nukes so it can deny the Holocaust with an arsenal. The president of Syria slaughters his own people. Now we can always bomb these people or go to war with them, but those options don't seem prudent after the military debacles in Iraq and Afghanistan. So what do we do?
Well, it also happens that Hillary Clinton is stepping down as Secretary of State, which means Obama has to find someone new to do the job. Convential wisdom would dictate that he should look inside the Beltway for someone with foreign policy experience. But the best candidate for the job may be someone who has no prior experience in government at all. His name is Calvin Brodeus, but you may better know him by his stage name, Snoop Doggy Dogg.
At this point I'm sure you are yelling WTF in your head. Yes, Snoop Dogg has no experience in government or in foreign policy. But he has one credential that trumps every liability: the man is perpetually stoned out of his mind, and he encourages others to be stoned as well. He is the perfect person to deal with people like Mahmoud Amedinijad of Iran. The next time Mahmoud is at the United Nations saying s--- about destroying Israel, we'll just send Snoop in with some weed. I believe that exchange would go something like this.
MAHMOUD: "Jews are the cause of all the world's wars and they have perpetrated the greatest lie in human history".
SNOOP: "Man, smoke this".
MAHMOUD (inhaling hard): "I'm sorry, man. That wasn't cool of me".
I'd say by that point we no longer have to worry about Iran developing nukes. Heck, eventually Mahmoud won't even be able to finish a Hostess Cupcake or a bag of Cheetos. They'll just be sitting half-eaten on his desk. And when the Iranian people revolt and want their government back, he'll let them have it as long as they bring him some tacos.
So President Obama, do the right thing and make Snoop Dogg your new Secretary of State, so that we can acheive peace by giving a joint to every despot. -
xD I like this idea a lot.
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Ohmigosh.. That was so randomly well thought out.. It makes sence.
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Emma- oh, sorry. I'm not really good with spelling. :S thank you for telling me.
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FLgirl92 NoviceLMAO he has my support!
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