random questions
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Thread Topic: random questions
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fun questions i like to think about-
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it. -
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
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ROFL
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Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? -
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? -
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first? -
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet? -
eilloh NewbieWhich came first, the chicken or the egg?
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chicken yum...
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty? -
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
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When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
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why is it when they say the paint is wet, we just have to touch it anyway? just to make sure?
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