*lays in a field*
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Thread Topic: *lays in a field*
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Awwww, that's sad. Is she okay?
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Reaper Six NewbieGood sports. You tell yours.
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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are all stuck on a deserted island 100 miles away from the mainland. The decide to try to swim for it. The red head swam 15 miles and drowned. The brunette swam 25 miles and drowned. The blonde swam 50 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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She left today. Now I have to wait until February to hear her snappy comments!!!!
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What happened to put her in the hospital? Is she ok?
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Weird jokes......
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Somethings up with her but she didn't tell me.
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Reaper Six NewbieI like it.
A blond, a brunette and a redhead are going to be executed by firing squad. The executioner yells "ready, aim" and the brunette yells "earthquake" the soldiers are startled enough that she escapes. Same thing with the redhead who yells "tornado" and escapes. The blonde is led up, the executioner calls "ready, aim" and the blonde shouts "fire" -
Oh. .
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A blonde takes her car to a mechanic and complains that there are dents in her car. The mechanic stared at her and then decided to tell her that she needs to blow on her muffler to get the dents out. So the blonde gets home and she starts to blow and the muffler but nothing happens, she does this for about 15 mins with no results. Her roommate who is also a blonde asked her what she was doing. The first blonde told the 2nd blonde what the mechanic said. The 2nd blonde replies: "well of course it wont work. You forgot to roll up the windows"
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Yeah......
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I sorry anri kitty
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Sigh its okay I will pull though!!!!!
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Oh /: but thats good that you will pull through though. I hope shes ok though
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Make blonde jokes! :D
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