Don't wanna reach for me, do you?
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Thread Topic: Don't wanna reach for me, do you?
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@Selena -_______-" Ehem.
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This is quite a messed up family. . .
You are the mother of monsters, known lately as Lady Gaga, and I am the father of all monsters. Producing magical beings is what we've done for eons! -
Fine. Maybe the first ones were. But not anymore. I'm helping out the gene pool, babe.
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We had Chimera! Cerberus! Do they mean nothing?! The demon child with this Andy character may be of his descent but clearly not all of the children were.
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Chimmy and Cerb are all grown up now. They can take care of themselves. I don't want you anymore. You're getting old. Human men are more to my taste now. What would they call me again? A cougar, isn't it..?
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Demon child? Excuse me?
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Hush, dearie. Go learn from your father.
Who, by the way, is much better in bed than my husband. -
-_-" Fine... *grumbles*
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Hey dad...can you teach me a spell that can destroy the father of all monsters?
Andy: Huh..? I don't think that exists, sweetie... -
You are certainly not a cougar, you are a serpent woman for Zeus's sake! You've really let yourself go haven't you. . . Hmm, demon child, believe your mother when she calls herself a whore. Last time I heard about you, it was in an elevator in the St. Louis Arch and you were wearing a hideous denim jacket that did nothing for your figure. You aslo said, "Chimera is my baby" -.-"
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Oy, this is odd. I MUST FIND AMANDA! >:D
*Flies to. . . flies*
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Amanda! >:( You can't kill my dad! He may not be yours, but he's mine. That would be rude. -
-_-" I wear that denim jacket because it has rips in it to let my wings out. And I have no 'baby'. Love is for children.
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Please, it was just to get rid of that Jackson kid. Kronos asked me to. I wouldn't have picked out that outfit if I had a choice.
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Fine, I apologize, Teresa. It's just he's...ugh! Disrespecting.
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Teresa, darling, your father is the angel Gabriel, not Typhon. The love of your father and me was strong enough to cross religions.
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It was still unflattering.
Demon child, other than that one phrase, tat was entirely towards your mother.
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