:D I wanna rap battle.
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Thread Topic: :D I wanna rap battle.
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Listen, I hear something's missing. I think it's the sound of me giving a f---.
Too bad, you're out of luck, hell yeah life sucks, like a chainsaw up the butt.
If this is all typing, and we're all writing, then what the hell are you doing?
I'm selling Gucci and you're selling Wal-Mart, who know is missing the mark? I'm the Sacagawea to Lewis and Clark, you're the one in search of a 'Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free' card.
So go whine to your mother, who was fuked by your brother, who fuked your grandmother, your family's so clever.
So once you figure out which one was your dad, realize you've been owned bad. -
This is for the boys with the boomin' system
top down AC with the coolin' system
when he come up in the club and he blazin' up
got stacks on deck lik he savin up
and he ill he real he might got a deal
he pop bottles and got the right kinda build
he cold he dope he might sell coke
he always in the air but he never fly coach
he's a mutherf---in' trip trip sailor of the ship ship
we make it drip drip kiss him on the lip lip
that's the kinda dude i've been lookin' for
and yes you'll get slapped if your lookin' ho
I said excuse me your a hell of a guy
I mean my my my my like pelican fly
I mean your so shy and I'm lovin' your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
yes idid yes i did
Somebody please tell him who the eff i is
I am Cricket Meechan I mack the dudes up
Back the coupes up and chuck the deuce up
This one is for the boys in the polo
Entrepreneur nigga in the moguls
He could ball with the crew he could solo
but I think i like him better when he dolo
And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on
He ain't even goin' try to put the mac on
He just gotta give me that look when he give me that look
Then the panties comin' off off unh
Excuse me your a hell of a guy
You know I really got a thing for american guys
I mean sigh sickenin' eyes
I can tell you're in touch with your feminine side
oh yes i did yes i did sombody please tell him who the eff I is
I'm cricket Meechan I mack them dudes up Back coupes up and chuck the cupes up -
You rhyme like a hick with no vocabulary,
I can write Shakespearean tragedies,
maximum casualties,
Hows that for atrocity?
You can talk all you want about my family,
Facing melancholy?
That's no story.
You put the Ana in retarded- oh yeah, sorry.
"Fe Fi Fo... um. I forget my name, my brain when numb..
Damnit! I'm dumb."
You talk so much s---, you put the sewers out of business.
I sell mad tracks like Vince and Mays,
You f---ed up now, Cos I know you're ways. -
Je ne sais pas rellement crire un coup sec et dur
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It wasn't to you.
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Eh, I'm done rapping for now. xD Thanks for the opportunity though.
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Hearts like ice, eyes like knives
Lana can't rap to save your lives.
What will become of this? To come of this?
Only happiness and superior bliss.
This rap is clean, cuss free
Like eating no god damn calories.
I write songs, not this shiet,
Though it's catchy, so rhythmic.
An embarrassment to human kind
This rap of mine.
;D That's why I stick to the songs, folks. -
Mail_Jeevas NewbieHa, nice, lana.
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Oh now come on.
You put the I in Maid, put the f---ing I in laid,
Work for 5 bucks to get payed every other f---ing day,
You decided to be bicurious cos all the guys stood you up,
Even the nerds dissed you for a game to turn up.
Want the truth, Ill stick it you now.
Quit the mainstream thoughts and I'll end it, "Pow!"
Titles like a comic, everything ergonomic,
The Nazis misunderstand Pass the juice for gass the Jews,
but I'm worse than a Nazi. I'll put you in the ground,
Slice you, dice you, make you the pitchers mound,
That's the only way you could ever get mount! -
>:D loophole.
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XD I JUST CALLED LANA A SLUT AND A NERD. ME FTW.
Sorry Lana, but I had to make that... reference. -
o3o Lana's a Jew. A Ninjew no less. Beware the Ninjew powers.
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Exactly. I'm kinda lacking German powers considering I don't have Lederhosen yet.
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>:3 Loophole~. Lana's German Jewish, Israeli Jewish, and Russian Jewish.
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You're German Jewish? .3. ISWEARTOGODMYUNCLELOOKSLIKEOLDHITLER.
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