Hmmm...
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Thread Topic: Hmmm...
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- I got kicked out of math class today.
- Why?!
- Apparently the answer to "What comes after 69" isn't mouthwash.
- I love you, man. -
x3
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AZY Novicelol nice kid
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Blonde: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean? ...Brunette: "I dont know" ...Blonde: "Omg NOBODY knows!"
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AZY Novicehaha lol
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Dear Period,
Thank you for reminding me, for the 9th time this year that i am not pregnant.
Even though i am a virgin.
Thank you for vomiting out blood whenever you like and punching me in the stomach for your wrong doings.
Its an absolute pleasure having you once a month, if you can see my sarcasm.
I really and truly hate you.
Love your unfortunate victim,
Girl.
p.s your a homo. -
Oh, I just have my period thats all.
Meanwhile inside of you
Ovaries: Ah! Time to pinch myself for a week!
Stomach: ARGH DONT YOU EVER EAT?! FOOD. NOW.
Brain: LOL LETS PISS HER OFF AND MAKE HER MOODY.
Stomach: Preferably Chocolate and or high calorie foods! YURRM
Butt: NOTHING SHOULD BE LEAVING THE PROPERTY. PACK IT IN.
Pad: Man, this is just too much. I hope you didnt like that pair of underwear!
V*gina: READY, SET, FLOWWW! -
Edward cullen's tips on how to get girls:
girls love older men. be about 87 years older than her.
sparkle in the sunlight like a forest fairy.
watch her sleep. it won't be creepy.
make it very clear that her blood smells delicious and you want to eat her.
refuse to let her see her friends.
abandon her for six months then come back when she jumps off a cliff. -
AZY Novicei hate having my period
it suchs ass hell -
LOL
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AZY Novicealex. wat?
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What phoenix said about how edwerd says to get girls
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Kid: Heyy, when is our math quiz again?
Me: Rebecca Black.
Kid: What...?
Kid: Ohh, I see what you did there. Thanks. -
AZY Noviceohh lol
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